JuneLuxray's Blog

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

Pokemon except all dialogue is written like Scottish Twitter PLEASE

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

One of my biggest gripes with Veilguard is absolutely no acknowledgement of Zevran, the Crow lore established in his backstory, and what a pain in the ass he's been to the crows over the years so I've decided the reason the Crows are so different from how they're described in Origins is because Zevran terrorized the Crows so much they completely changed their modus operandi to be less shit and are so scared of the specter of Zevran Arainai that they dare not speak his name in fear of summoning him to wreck holy hell upon them.

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

i’m such an advocate for danny fenton on dash baxter violence it’s not even funny

danny shouldn’t even have to give a fuck about being bullied after he gets his powers i want him to get them and then immediately get suspended for doing shit to dash no one can even describe

i had to watch smth like three separate episodes where danny gets taught to “be the bigger person” wrt dash and each time the logic falls through because dash keeps torturing his classmates and danny gets no credit for tolerating it. what are we catholic

danny “they told me to be the bigger person so i laid dash baxter out on the blacktop” fenton

very fun to me that the only inner circle members that don't show up to the wicked grace game are vivienne, leliana, and solas. everyone else is there but them. it could be for any number of reasons but i like to think its because all three of them are EXTREMELY competitive. solas can't handle losing to anyone, vivienne can't handle losing to half of the table (esp solas, sera, and blackwall), and everyone's too scared of leliana to play against her. it's all fun and games until one of these three sits down to play

i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.