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Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

that’s mozilla herself

it fucken wimdows

Introductions to academic papers will be like "everyone knows that the sea is cold (citation), as well as salty (5 different citations). Things live in there (citation) and the environment is important to that (2 citations)"

Giving up on academia to pursue a life of sudoku

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

come back my scarab

please come back my scarab

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

it’s unthinkable to me how other people can be rude to service workers. I spilled a drink by accident in a restaurant and I felt so much shame I wanted to implode

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

And baseball players 👍🏻

well i used to be more miserable and i lived

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all