heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

just clicked a sausage link

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

physical altercation my house 9 pm tonight

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

you’ve met me at a very rpf time in my life