*at a zoo*
Crowley: What are they in for?
Aziraphale: Crowley, this isn't prison.
Crowley: So they can leave?
Aziraphale: No, but-
Crowley, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
NASA

if i look back, i am lost

#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Origami Around

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Show & Tell
EXPECTATIONS

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official daine visual archive

Jules of Nature

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@difficult-and-annoying
*at a zoo*
Crowley: What are they in for?
Aziraphale: Crowley, this isn't prison.
Crowley: So they can leave?
Aziraphale: No, but-
Crowley, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Aziraphale: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Crowley: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?
the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused
yeah so i just thought to myself, it’s wild how there’s a musical about the guy who eats people
THATS WHAT SWEENEY TODD IS ABOUT?
enough. i thought it was like a boy who was a ballerina. idk where that came from
My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian books.
p.s. my latest book cartoons collection is Revenge of the Librarians: tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
I feel seen. And mocked. And understood.
dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture's reputation
did you hear about the ancient race of enchanted elves? they fell into the darkness of their own hubris. anyway that over there is the two survivors, Wiz and da Boss, who are only taking breaks from kicking each other in the nuts to make out

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Arthur, bitten by the Questing Beast: If I die, how much will you miss me?
Merlin, rolling up his sleeves to fight Nimueh: It’s cute you think death can get you out of this relationship.
I loved it when the Barbie movie was like.. "this Barbie is having an existential crisis right now and she's supposed to look kinda ugly to reflect that, but we hired Margot Robbie so.. y'know, use your imagination"
Illustrations from my Stucky fic The Limits of Duty
Read it here on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48358507/chapters/121967410
the immortal lives a lonely life
Aziraphale: How do we keep it light and breezy? I know. A comprehensive set of rules.
Crowley: How am I attracted to you? Doesn't matter. I am. Go.

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Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.
I know Ruby. She's a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don't they know how lovely she is?
i had three fic ideas. wrote one. i still have three fic ideas. this is not how math is supposed to work.
can this post please back up it’s too close to home
I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven
Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.
🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog
99 fanfic ideas~
Take one down, pass it around
137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶
this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs
For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
What’s an iPod?
been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

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im curious what's the first meme you remember seeing? mine was numa numa
wow some of yall are babies
in hysterics