My Kitchen Is Always Open For My Friends

Who wouldn’t want homemade cookies from will?

I know it’s not his birthday yet but I just had this idea~

I don’t know what this is -because my mind follows several trains of thought at once with distraction from every single one of them and without knowing what was the last thing thought- but I was having fun and this is the result. If you like it I will try my best to commit to it.

I hope they will let me choose the sign on my grave, because this is how I’m going to die, buried under cannibal’s images and a pun on my lips.

“She was a slim and delicate pig.” 

“I’ll make you lomo saltado. We’ll make it together. 

Second, here’s the original source, “What the caves are trying to tell us” by Sam Kriss.

Third, the original opens with:  “Every so often, I get the urge to drag someone into a cave, and show them something unspeakable.”

💕 saying it softly and kindly

🌧️ saying it while crying

🔪 saying it while pointing a weapon towards my muse

💥 saying it angrily 

🔗 saying it while holding or pinning my muse

☁️ saying it for protecting my muse