loser boy

[hiding my old man bite from the rest of the group] o-of course I'm fine! let's just keep going. the survivor's camp is right ahead and [spots someone I know] heh. I guess they let ANYONE in here!

at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

Straight up "felduping it" and by "it", haha, well, let's justr say. My findings.

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule