alumni of weird little girl club

I know all I talk about these days is lotr but I've got that sadness in me which can only be cured by hearing the concerning hobbits theme

[ID: a digital half-body drawing of Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn and Boromir from Lord of the Rings standing side by side, colored warmly. End ID]

i know that lotr has multiple Glup Shittos but they’re all called some shit like Puntywinkle Plobstrotter

I just got my first gaming laptop and did you guys know games are not supposed to look like a powerpoint slideshow

I bet my neighbors are tired of the doom soundtrack

blorbo wrapped you thought about the same fucking symbolism and story the whole year you goddamn whore

lord of the rings really was lightning in a bottle. it shouldn’t have worked but by god it did. peter jackson, who had no filmmaking education and was mostly known for making low budget splatter movies, had no business going out and changing the movie industry like that but he did. return of the king showed up at the oscars and became one of the most awarded movies of all time. to this day it holds the record for the highest clean sweep. hollywood will keep trying to recreate that magic with bigger budgets and high profile actors and they will keep failing. i look at the state of these blockbusters where everything is smoothed over by soulless cgi and actors are acting opposite tennis balls and they will never hold a candle to the pure heart and soul and craft of the lord of the rings. every single person involved in that project loved being part of it and it fucking shows. i’m so thankful the stars aligned the way they did for these movies to happen like that.