viva las vegas

THANK YOU @saradika-graphics FOR THE DIVIDERS

hi i'm dakota of @/curio-collective-official (sys sideblog with old handle coming soon)

"what's with the date?" don't worry about it :) i tried to make it 6/3/1928 but couldn't sighs

god's worst boyfailure and unashamed to say so

still he/it pronouns, still mlm and ftm

otherkin!!! multiple identities (cat, dragon, crow, angel, vampire, golden retriever puppy, robot, kagamine len, miles "tails" prower and astro novalite fictionkin)

epileptic, undiagnosed chronic pain and mobility issues, audhd

super duper silly guy who loves his f/os

‼️ DO NOT SEND MESSAGES OR ASKS REGARDING DONATIONS. I CANNOT HELP. ‼️

uhhh my romantic f/o list is as follows (in no particular order alongside yume tags):

- mateo manta (nonsharing) - #more fluff than man

- dorian date everything (nonsharing) - #does he know about the d o r e?

- seungho flicker (nonsharing) - #the former boy band member

- dabi mha (nonsharing) - #number one bbq champ

- the creaking minecraft (sharing) - #creature (romantic)

- king dice cuphead (voidsharing) - #diceroller

- miguel o'hara atsv (nonsharing) - #alright let's do this one last time

- sylus lads (nonsharing) - #a guardian at peace

- geralt witcher (nonsharing) - #the only cat who doesn't cower

- tsukishima kei haikyuu (nonsharing) - #the blond boy zone

- poe dameron star wars (nonsharing)

very limited dni but here it is anyway!

- bigots

- assholes

- anti-yumeshippers

- anti otherkin

- anyone who ships king dice with anyone who isn't me (sorry!)

- doubles (this is a big thing for me on anyone who yumes with any f/o except the creaking. i'll respond in kind)

- people who selfship with real people, living or dead (i'm sorry, that's weird as hell)

people i'm tagging to follow

@/addictbwn THE GOAT!!! hi sorry i didn't say anything before but it's REBRAND TIME

@averagefloridian one of my triple bakas. hey goat. also READ HIS FICS PLEASE THEY'RE SO GOOD

uhhhhh i think that's it. bye :3

update!!!

hiii so i write on ao3 now. mostly self indulgent stuff but here's my first multichapter diceroller fic!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86840371

you should totally check it out it's super gay and silly

ok bye

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

Scolopax minor, American woodcock

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written