coworkers love earnestly saying shit like Yeah i just asked chatgpt what i should be feeding my newborn

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

being an adult is a weird combination of wanting to sleep all the time but also reacting to it being your bedtime a little like a toddler who doesn’t want to take a nap

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.