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that art would have been sexier if you'd made him fat btw
yeah i'll give you that it would have been even better if that artist had made joel smallishbeans a fat woman rather than a skinny twink man with a flat stomach
we need to reintroduce the concept of a "content play" to mcyt fandom because there are a lot of people unclear on why saying something behind the scenes ≠ actually changing behavior onscreen and why people almost never outright veto onstream bits even if they're uncomfortable
Okay, so: the Content Play is something we first saw demonstrated outright in an old Legundo video -- it's the Game of Thrones scenario,* y'know, pretty much one of the single best ones? Anyway. We're sure the term saw use before as well, but for us this is the first time we saw it acknowledged directly and by name.
* We will be returning to Legundo's run of Scenario SMP a few different times in this essay. It has been a long enough time that we feel its worth as a case study outweighs the risk of offending anyone involved.
The Content Play is based on the following principle: competitive MCYT series have the stated primary goal of "win the game", but the implicit goal is "make a good video". This is important for one reason -- playing a death game optimally is boring. The optimal play is either to slaughter everyone in a single go if you're good at PVP (which, to be fair, does look cool... if you're the person doing the killing), or to simply hunker down like a mole in a branch mine and skitter around the walls until you've reached critical resource mass and everyone has killed each other off, all while never speaking to another person.
Hence, the Content Play -- "telling a story takes precedent over optimal gameplay". This extends past the realm of death games, too -- building competitions, challenge runs, and even just "people hanging out" videos are subject to the whims of the Content Play.
This took so much effort

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will never not make fun of this
what the FUCK. THIS IS GENUIENLY SO FUCKING FUNNY.
I like the DSMP. the DSMP was good.
like yes it was bad too I get it. it was also bad. but it was good as well okay? it was good ...
do you remember how we used to run
it's so like. when someone who's never been into MCYT says they hate MCYT I roll my eyes sooo bad because like you don't GET IT you were never invested in this YOU DON'T GET IT AND YOU NEVER WILL... but when someone who obviously dearly loved MCYT like I did says they hate MCYT I hold them closely in solidarity because yeah man. fuck all minecraft youtubers and streamers
my nonsense #mynonsense
every thing i learn about the way minecraft java edition was original written has been horrifying
"oh yeah chunk position is a 32 bit integer the first 16 bits representing the x coordinate and the next 16 representing the z"
markus. it is 2009. you are writing in java.
check this out.

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my mcyt mutuals ur so fucking funnyyyyy oh my lord they’re always like “im literally screaminf #crying and throwing up omgg #HES SO PRECIOUS IM GONNA DIEE” and the screenshot is this
”I CANT” “WHYYYY WOULD THEY DO THJS” “HELP HELP HELP” “just shoot me oh my god”
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etho can't come to irl events where bdubs is bc if they get within 500 ft of each other the gravitational pull of their decades long orbit will drag them together with such force that the fuse into one singular being, creating a massive release of energy that kills or wounds any bystanders and making etho's tax situation even worse. so it's just not ethical. too dangerous
as an artist I have unlimited power
If you were a minecraft youtuber why would you get cancelled:
Your rp character was a dick
Said a slur (accident)
Said a slur (purpose)
Were a "negative stereotype"
Did a 2 hour long boundaries stream
Reblogged rpf of yourself
Something else
I'd never get cancelled I'm perfect
I'm bald.
If you were a minecraft youtuber why would you get cancelled:
Your rp character was a dick
Said a slur (accident)
Said a slur (purpose)
Were a "negative stereotype"
Did a 2 hour long boundaries stream
Reblogged rpf of yourself
Something else
I'd never get cancelled I'm perfect
I'm bald.
the amount of times mid-stream/mid-recording i've had to stop myself and go "oh god i cant say that" bc i said fag or something

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fascinating dsmp/broader mcyt linguistic quirk by the way: we never call dsmp characters d![name]. its always c![name]-- c!tommy, c!tubbo, c!niki, etc. but for other servers the accepted standard is [server acronym] minus smp-- osmp tommy becomes o!tommy, qsmp philza becomes q!philza, etc. but because the usage of bangpath designation to indicate character vs content creator came into popularity during the dsmp era, the dsmp gets "character![name]", rather than being bound to the server name. at most you get dsmp![name] when talking about multiple versions of a character across multiple servers-- dsmp!tommy vs o!tommy --but even then like . its always the full government acronym dsmp, not d!tommy. this fascinates me immensely.
“I am not a brave man” and “maybe I am scared” are siblings to me