happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

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happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

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happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought
happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought
happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought
happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

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The above is a reference to the status of the much despised senator of Kentucky, Mitch McConnell, a man who took credit for the erosion of democracy, especially in the form of blatant hypocrisy when it came to preventing the appointment of Supreme Court justices and other positions when circumstances disfavored his party, but expediting the appointments when they favored his party. He is blamed directly for many of the failings of the early twenty-first century.
At the time the above was posted, the excessively aged senator has been absent from public eye after a public health failure. Given his age, the flight of his much younger wife out of the country, and inability to provide proof of life, it is believed that he is dead, or effectively unable to serve (such as being brain dead). Despite this, individuals form his party have claimed to speak with him, offering no proof.
Notably, under Kentucky law, should the senator be dead or brain dead, there would be an election held to replace him, effective immediately. It is generally expected, both by allies and opponents of McConnell, that the replacement would be likely to end up being Thomas Massie, a member of the same party who is an outspoken critic of the government's handling of the Epstein files (such as the failure to provide sufficient transparency or prosecute individuals believed to be of a deeply criminal nature). Massie had just lost the party's primary for his congressional seat, due to (per his claims) the financial support of those who would be implicated in the Epstein Files. As such, there is a perception that certain individuals benefit from preventing a special election from occurring and pretending Mitch McConnell is alive, whether or not he actually is.
Given how influential (and despised) Mitch McConnell was, there is a great desire to get to the truth of the matter in the early twenty-first century. The two posts above are a reference to this.
On Wikipedia, a free online, publicly curated encyclopedia, there is a level of acclaim to being able to make edits to notable pages. An individual as important as Mitch McConnell has a highly relevant page, so racing to be the one to get to mark a change (such as replacing all instances of "is" to "was") is something that many editors would race to accomplish.
In comparison, the Tumblr post is a meme from supernatural, where a character admits their love for another, only to be met by a non-sequitur. This evolved into a meta-meme, after someone commented that they were learning breaking news from the non-sequitur in the meme. In this sense, posting this "Destiel" meme (short hand for the ship name form the show), serves as a reference to breaking news. It is expected when something major happens in the world, someone will post in via the meme, and that post will spread immensely as other people reblog it. This is an equivalent form of acclaim to the Wikipedia editors (hence the response to the first image), representing another online race, waiting in anticipation of the starting gun (official confirmation of Mitch McConnell's death.)
what the fuck do they put in driving to make you one million percent angrier for one million percent longer
what do they put in driving to make you an entirely different more unpleasant person for the rest of the day or longer
how to cover letter:
polite greeting (it's me, boy)
introduction (i'm the ps5)
establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)
establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)
describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)
okay guys someone paid me 5 bucks to not post for 24 hours. which is really funny. see y'all tomorrow.

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
what the fuck do they put in driving to make you one million percent angrier for one million percent longer
I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.
The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.
Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.
When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.
I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.
After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.

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Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog series (since 2016) shares a voice actor in Japanese with Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls.
Voiced by Kotaro Nakamura
If he was in the Avatar: The Last Airbender universe, what kind of bending would hiccup have?
fire
water
earth
air
nonbender