Everything you thought you knew falls apart but youll be alright

Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

no one gives characters double chins anymore. i’ll be the change i want to see in the world

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

I love how it’s a banishing spell AND still fits into the song perfectly timing-wise????????

perhaps all of this is really just to say: why wasn't this just everyone bringing their own original deity of something-or-other to the table and figuring it out as they went along? you'd think that would solve most of the issues of historical inaccuracy bordering on insensitivity, and would allow people to worldbuild whatever the hell on the fly instead of having to worry about any sense of cohesion to an established idea, and any issues of losing the mass market appeal of "classical mythology is #hip right now" would be balanced out via people having the ability to rampantly fanservice by referencing older already-popular characters they'd played and having double the possible Marketable Plushie Designs (champion player characters + original deities)