you can't play on my feelings

the person in the background makes this vine perfect oh my god

I need all out of context stories to this shot please

what the fuck

NO HOLD THE FUCK UP I TRIED THIS THIS MORNING AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NOT THIS THERE WAS NO BEAUTIFULLY FLOWING RIVER OF ALMOND MILK GOING INTO MY CUP YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HALF THE FUCKING MILK WENT ON THAT CARDBOARD SHIT DICK BLOCKADE AND SPILLED OUT EITHER SIDE OF SAID BLOCKADE AND ALL OVER THE COUNTER THIS DOES NOT WORK IT COMES OUT TOO FAST AND JUST DOESNT WORK

sweetheart no babe no sweetheart u fold it back u fold the cardboard back u fold it back babe

I think I might try this app…

I want this app

God I had this and it terrified me. It didn’t help that my gps at the time was naff so I’d be running without the map like; 'warning, zombies 10 metres' me: /SHARP RIGHT TURN ??? 'warning, zombies 20 metres' me: phew— 'warning, zombies 5 metres' me: (╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾) /TRIPS AND THROWS UP SO YEAH GREAT APP, there’s a plot and everything just— ahh, don’t play if you’re scared of being chased like I am orz

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

laugh straight for 5 minutes

Punk’s not dead; it’s got 9 lives.

I have never reblogged anything faster. I would make this my icon if I weren’t so dedicated to the teal.

Feminists say that if they walk around naked and get raped, it’s not their fault.  Let me ask you this, if you owned a bank and left the doors wide open with no security and you got robbed in the middle of the night, is it the robbers fault or yours?

Literally the robber’s fault??? They walked in and took something that wasn’t theirs??? They knew pretty well that they shouldn’t steal things??? What is your argument even trying to prove???

Obviously they’re trying to prove that woman’s bodies are property and also that they’re an ignorant rape apologizing fuckwad.

ONIKA PLEASE