Our first DnD session
DM: You see a dog Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it? DM: Uh… Sure? Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss* DM: You slap the dog
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Our first DnD session
DM: You see a dog Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it? DM: Uh… Sure? Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss* DM: You slap the dog

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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
i luv u too
wait what was in the stew
Just be yourself.
In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11
Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.
Nobody knows
Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11
there's only two emotions:
1. mood 2. big mood
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superiorbiscuits:
#THIS IS SO ACCURATE
I understood the classifications before but now I Get Them? Like this explained so much
i still don’t find channing tatum attractive but i appreciate his role in the world as a chaotic good jock
#THE ROCK IS THE LAWFUL GOOD JOCK #CHRIS EVANS IS THE NEUTRAL GOOD JOCK (via @rossgellerhateblawg)
yes this is a good addition
the center of every poem is this: i have loved you. i have had to deal with that.
Salma Deera, Letters From Medea (via lifeinpoetry)
hell? empty. all the devils? here.
omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass
Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out
it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

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“Russia is European” “No, Russia is in Asia”
Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first place
You’re right, I forgot that we arranged our continents by mountain ranges, I had to look at my world map again
did you make this just to be petty
Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal

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how did derrick barry go on season 8 not knowing how to sew or block down her brows
in derrick’s defense, she literally just does britney
but like i’m rewatching s7 and it’s like kandy cant do it and jasmine cant do it and IT’S REALLY NOT THAT HARD