lethal lola

every h0rny (im not up to date on tumblr censoring) drawing of julian is always S&M themed like yeah i know he likes it but he also likes being (publicly) executed and dying and being dead so can we just give him a kiss now and then? maybe a hug. can we sometimes be nice to him.

i personally don’t understand whump/angst readers like why do you wanna read about the apprentice getting amnesia for the second time from asra’s point of view when you can read about all the different ways you can get railed by the Hung Hanged Man™ and his friend the Slutty Witch™ in every disgusting raunchy detail your little brain can handle?? you don’t wanna hear about the count’s Royal Thiccness? what about the Mountain Man’s Mountains™? you wouldn’t hear about THOSE in a gunshot-inspired prompt now WOULD YOU??

so julian can understand malak obviously but does malak talk like a normal bird would or can he pronounce the word “Jonathan” like a mix of liam neeson, alan rickman, and benedict cumberbatch