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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon

Honestly same, but that’s why I do it

nut loaf

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

they built the Great Wall with that

This was thrown at Stonewall

Cain killed his brother with this

mike’s hard look at yourself

Mike’s hard constructive criticism

Mikes hard cock

People enter and the only thing that comes out the bottom is gelatinized gore

this looks like a PS1 Final Fantasy background

You enter the top and come out the bottom in 2-3 business days

howl’s moving large hadron collider

Accidentally unfollowing one of your mutuals is the Tumblr equivalent of stepping on your pet

54 year old married straight truck drivers

Your 43 year old family dentist

my 36 year old ass