me: [after getting isekai'd into a demon lord] so do you guys have like. furry porn here. or what
my infernal demon maid: i know not what you speak of, your wickedness
me: [slumping into my throne] fuuuck.. well this sucks
maid: shall i suck you, your wickedness
me: i- i mean i guess. i guess so
5 star rank general (beautiful babe with boobs): Master. The Hero and her party advance ever closer. We must seal the ga- Ohhhh man are you two having.. s.. sex..
me: oh yeah idk dispatch more generals or something im kinda busy
5 star general: Wow.. That's.. Haha.. Umm.. So this is awkward,
5 star general: Well... I mean.. Haha..
5 star general: ....yeaaaahhh
5 star general: AW FUCK YEA
hero: [busting through the door with her big sword and shield (she also has boobs)] there you are, infernal queen. i will- wait what are you doing
me: [taking a break from sucking off my general to speak] so are you here to kill me now
hero: y.. yeah..? are you.. um..
me: you gettin any ideas? you could join us, y'know
hero: i.. i will never join your infernal.. army..
me: wow okay i didnt mean like that. i meant you can join the threesome
hero: [dropping her weapons] please?
me: c'mon over here. y'know. maybe this world isn't SO bad
maid: your wickedness, i suggest we move to the bedroom
me: yeah great idea. lets do this all the time
me: fuck the prophecy lets fuuuuuuuuck
hero: mh.. o-okay... yes my queen......
me: damn. that was way too easy. ill still take it though let me see your thingy babe
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