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Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment

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does my deteriorating mental state turn you on
please stand by... bunnies are sniffing your computer...
results came in. we chewed ur wires. ok bye
"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.
me: [after getting isekai'd into a demon lord] so do you guys have like. furry porn here. or what
my infernal demon maid: i know not what you speak of, your wickedness
me: [slumping into my throne] fuuuck.. well this sucks
maid: shall i suck you, your wickedness
me: i- i mean i guess. i guess so
5 star rank general (beautiful babe with boobs): Master. The Hero and her party advance ever closer. We must seal the ga- Ohhhh man are you two having.. s.. sex..
me: oh yeah idk dispatch more generals or something im kinda busy
5 star general: Wow.. That's.. Haha.. Umm.. So this is awkward,
me: whats up
5 star general: Well... I mean.. Haha..
me: you wanna join us
5 star general: ....yeaaaahhh
me: c'mon over here
5 star general: AW FUCK YEA
hero: [busting through the door with her big sword and shield (she also has boobs)] there you are, infernal queen. i will- wait what are you doing
me: [taking a break from sucking off my general to speak] so are you here to kill me now
hero: y.. yeah..? are you.. um..
me: you gettin any ideas? you could join us, y'know
hero: i.. i will never join your infernal.. army..
me: wow okay i didnt mean like that. i meant you can join the threesome
hero: [dropping her weapons] please?
me: c'mon over here. y'know. maybe this world isn't SO bad
maid: your wickedness, i suggest we move to the bedroom
me: yeah great idea. lets do this all the time
hero: what about the-
me: fuck the prophecy lets fuuuuuuuuck
hero: mh.. o-okay... yes my queen......
me: damn. that was way too easy. ill still take it though let me see your thingy babe

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i live for the little ‘i’m gonna cum i’m gonna cum fuck i’m cumming’ in quick succession. more of that please
Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.
MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep
i appreciate asexual perverts but they get enough attention tbh. shoutout my asexuals with no hoes boring as hell no kinks no dirty magazines no riske drawings just completely winning the idgaf war
my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

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"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit
it's actually the cutest thing in the world when a girl gets a boner
saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head
and tiger duties
I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.
little miss nonverbal has nothing to say

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puppy, stop it. you can’t give mommy road head right now. there’s fucking black ice.
you can say your favorite game is for perverts. but you will never be Warframe, whose dating sim choices all have canon kinks and canon answers to whether they’re a top or bottom. Lettie canonically pegs you and everyone tries to warn you that she does
Aoi canonically is into bondage and wants you to tie her up with your space jetpack and fuck her in zero atmosphere environments. The rest of the games industry writing scene needs to step it the fuck up
”wow this game is made by perverts” the director of Warframe wants to fuck emet-selch so bad that she hired his voice actor to play a villain you can date and fuck. She proudly will tell you this is the motive behind this decision