con fuoco

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

New challenge: beat the corporate Uquiz final boss. I got blue btw 💅

one of the best kinds of characters is a guy who is annoying and knows this but hot enough to get away with it and also aware of this, and who takes great pleasure in being as obnoxious as possible and then watching everyone who's attracted to them visibly speedrun the five stages of grief when they realize that hasn't changed

ok fine then do interact: eldest siblings, people who read 3 books at a time, homebodies, shortbread lovers, double virgos, bitches with acid reflux, cardigan wearers, former weird little girls who fervently believed in faries and left out offerings for them, car haters, public transit lovers, david lynch fans, hiking lesbians, those who leave their clean laundry folded in the basket for upwards of three days, horror fans who get really easily scared by small noises in real life, 80s music guys, people who go grocery shopping for fun, glasses wearers, girls who identify with franz kafka's diary entries just a bit too much, broccoli enjoyers, girls who can't dress, and of course, short kings.

This is called finger tutting! While it's hard to make out what's going on in this example, it's pretty incredible to watch at a high level!

yea that’s cool but…the ceiling???

The video I linked (this one) doesn't have the same issues with the ceiling, actually! You can watch it and feel safe.

whats wrong with my ceiling

monkey paw finger curls

apollo has a weird sense of humour

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

bugs are so important to this world I will never diminish the worth of a bug but the truthis they scare me and I don’t want them in my home please

the best thing about firefox is that it kills youtube autoplay

second best thing about firefox is it allows screenshots and screen sharing from netflix and other streaming platforms which prevent those on most browsers