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First text berdly: “I never got to say thanks for going out with me. I was just glad I have someone I know to go to the festival. Knowing Noelle was taken—I didn’t want to go alone…B-but of course, no one could resist an intelligent avian like me!” (Def didn’t recycled a line of Berdly from a fic I will never finish).

First text Soul: Hey kris, wouldn’t be funny, HILARIOUS even if you made out with Berdly? No homo though, I swear it would be so funny. Hey Kris. Kris, you listening? I said it would be funny if you kissed Berdly, for fun. Kris. Kris, can you hear me? Kris. Kris I know you heard me. Kiss Berdly.

First text Kris: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Third text Kris: Fuuck, damn the Soul, it’s its fault I kissed him. Fuuuckk.