Probably sleeping

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

the problem with being a person is that it's all the time

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

Every few weeks I relearn the lesson that waking up early and doing a bunch of stuff feels really good

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

it used to be 2007 you know

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me