Nothing Valued Is Here

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

Oh my goodness, this is so beautiful. Everything about this is perfect.

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

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Describing Steven’s appearance in spicy fanfiction is so fun. So he’s a black and white silhouette with empty white eyes and big pale lips. He’s made out of goop. He has a second head that’s doing the :0 face at you right now. You wanna fcuk him so bad

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!