Art & Stuff

I saw a video where someone was talking about Malevolent and their designs and like

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Vox learned his lesson after last year... or maybe not really...

yeah this is the thing i draw right after IF, must be a massive whiplash LOL

"god fucking DAMN IT i got stuck with TWO of you motherfuckers and now I gotta save you BOTH? God FINE I'll fix this miserable place MYSELF" Radioapple Soulmate! Reader solidarity 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

Can yall imagine you sign yourself away to Vox to protect Alastor and like not even 48 hours later Vox just has this shit eating grin because GUESS WHAT! ALASTOR OFFERED HIMSELF UP ANYWAYS SO ANYTHING YOU SACRIFICED IS NOW POINTLESS! You're sitting there like half enslaved and Alastor is just smirking in a rolling desk chair but also he's there to make sure you're safe because maybe just maybe he doesn't think you can handle this (and finds it UNBELIEVABLY SEXY to watch you shut Vox down and put him in his place. Genuine aspec demisexual awakening happening over here)

Fucking not even a WEEK LATER you walk into the office. Who is ALSO sitting there tied up on a chair bickering with the Radio Demon? The fucking king of Hell. I would absolutely lose my goddamn mind. You're sitting there having to watch Vox be absolute CRINGE and Lucifer and Alastor are BICKERING at each other and meanwhile you're like "holy shit am IIIII going to have to fix this??? Am IIIIII going to have to become the next Lilith of Hell? Oh my god??? Oh my god??? Why are men like this????" meanwhile you look over to your lowkey new business partners Velvette and Valentino and they're ALSO SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS. Like girl you can stay, you passed their vibe check, but my god would Lucifer and Alastor together be INSUFFERABLE

Oh but also. Once you all make it out unscathed and you're standing here as this, basically newly established actually quite powerful and socially influential Overlord of your own making, don't think either of your partners will forget that you uh, tried to sign yourself away to protect them. Oh sweetie they are so so so SO moved and you're very sweet but :) you've actually terrified them. Cause now they know you're genuinely self sacrificial. They know people can use your kindness to hurt you, and baby girl they might let you run around being some sort of new queen of Hell but. One of them is ALWAYS going to be watching if not ALWAYS with you. Can't let another Vox incident happen again :) can't risk you signing your soul away to do something like, protect the souls of the children in Cannibal Colony, or submit to another Overlord to protect the starving imp families living in that sector's ghetto, or something else that while so so sweet is like. Oh honey. Don't you know they would let SO MANY PEOPLE die before you so much as get a scratch on you?

"You're in a Hell of your own making" but it's you being hot and powerful with your also hot and powerful boyfriends who also ever so occasionally count your breaths in your sleep and have entire walls covered with pictures and portraits of you. You see them getting along and talking one day and actually seeming quite cheerful, even joking with each other, and it's all 'hey guys what's up? You're in a good mood?'