ye'll. walk the keel for this. says me. yar.

and isn't...mr fucking beast?

Remind me to never leave you two alone together

* smiles and twirls my hair *

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made the notorious moon in tomodachi life

alastaire

this was entirely from memory and I now realise I forgot his beard but oh well. He shaved.

seems like he's been on a cutting diet lately

That’s what I’m sayin tf

bro showed up when no one asked him to, fucked around silently in the background for like a quarter of the year, and then died with zero fanfare . damn

Unfortunately this event is only available to PC players

"Yes, Captain?"

pleased to report there is at least some funny writing in the new content. why the hell did he say this

she's such a refined hater. love her