Your local Jason Todd Fanboy

This is a serious question.

What would he have done? The evidence of Jason's murder is destroyed, Robin has been replaced, any mention of Jason within the manor has been removed (except the case,) Bruce has twisted Jason's story into a cautionary tale, separated himself so he presented as more of a guardian rather than his adoptive father.

What would Bruce have done if Jason pulled himself out of his grave, walked however many miles, and stood in front of Wayne Manor?

Baby Damian: 😳

Jason, trying not to laugh: down came the rain and washed the spider out.

Baby Damian: 🥺

Jason, alarmed: up came the sun and dried up all the rain.

Baby Damian: 😳

Jason: and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

Tim: Hey Dami? Damian: Ya? Tim: When you first came to the Manor, why did you speak like that? Damian: Hello, why are we being racist? Tim: NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR ACCENT- Damian: uh huh and what are you talking about? Tim: The fact that you speak straight out of an SAT vocab quizlet Jason walks in and immediately turns around. Both Tim and Damian spot him Damian: Todd, care to join the discussion? Jason: I'm good thank you I just gotta analyze the DNA of the um coffee, k bye- Damian: JASON GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE Damian: IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM Damian: YOU FEAR MONGERED ME ABOUT THE SAT FROM THE RIPE AGE OF 7 Damian: I HATE YOU Damian: I HATE YOU SO MUCH Jason: As your designated English tutor, I felt as if it was necessary for your future success Damian: YOU READ MARY SHELLEY SO MANY TIMES I ACTUALLY HAVE IT STUCK IN MY BRAIN Jason: WELL THERE WASN'T ANY NURSERY RHYMES IN THE LEAGUE AND well mumbling frankenstein was really personal to me Tim: on the floor laughing WAIT SO JASON BASICALLY CONDITIONED YOU TO HAVE A CLASSIC LIT PARLANCE Jason: indignant LIES AND SLANDER. IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE DIDN'T PICK UP ON CASUAL ENGLISH IT'S NOT LIKE I SPOKE FORMALLY 24/7 Damian: YOU BARELY SPOKE AT ALL YOU HAD A SELECTIVE MUTISM Jason: HEY, I BETTER SEE YOU GET AN 800 ON THE READING & WRITING SECTION ON THE SAT THOUGH Tim: SO IT'S FOR THE BEST? Damian: YOU JUST REFUSED TO TELL ME IT WASN'T NORMAL I THOUGHT EVERYONE IN NEW JERSEY SPOKE LIKE THAT Tim: genuinely choking on his laughter NEW JERS- NEW JERSEY??????? LIKE THAT????????? PFFFFFFF

Tim: I was so confused when you first showed up, I thought you were possessed by an Oxford Lit professor or something. That or you really wanted to get that 1600 on the SAT Damian: You literally aren't even that far off Damian: First Jason basically is an Oxford Lit professor, just with guns and insecurity Damian: And second, he told me that College Board created the SAT to rank people based on intelligence and that the dumb ones get outcasted from society and of course my brain was like ah I need to ace this test to prove my worth Damian: HE TOLD ME TO SPEAK LIKE THAT TO 'PRACTICE MY VOCAB' Damian: I LITERALLY USED A QUIZLET TO MEMORIZE THIS Tim: JASON YOU WERE LITERALLY PROJECTING Jason: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD TAKE THE SAT SO INSTEAD I WAS LIKE I CAN DO IT VICARIOUSLY THROUGH DAMI

there's gotta be an incident where the two are fucking around on a rooftop and Jason accidentally gets hurt real bad; like almost fractures his spine real bad, and they tell Bruce that he got hurt during a 'dock raid' or whatever, and Bruce fully believes them right up until Tim sends him the link to a youtube video the next day, because as it turns out the roof was low enough that a civilian in their apartment across the way could see them and got the whole thing on video.

footage shows Red Hood and Nightwing laughing hysterically with each other as Red Hood takes off his helmet, leaving nothing but his eye mask, as the two proceed to try and pull off stupider and stupider trick shots to get the helmet back on his head. the video captures as they both get very excited when Nightwing successfully 'bottle flips' the helmet back on, and then captures as they get bolder and Nightwing starts holding the helmet like a matador with a red cape off the edge of the building so Red Hood can dive into it and try to catch himself with a grapple before actually plummeting.

'holy shit these guys are pros,' the civilian can be heard from behind their camera, as he pulls it off second-try. two cheer so loudly it can be heard from beyond the closed window.

unfortunately the video then abruptly ends as Nightwing puts the helmet down on the floor hole-up and dares Hood to try and dive into it. Red Hood almost breaks his neck and the camera-person lets out a loud and empathetic 'OOH', right before the rootage cuts out, Nightwing standing over his brother's crumpled body.

Bruce did not know Jason would be doing this. Bruce was happily standing next to Jason during this initial live interview. Bruce is caught on camera abruptly dropping into a look of pure indignation that he directs at Jason in a screenshotted still that in the future will become a Gotham-wide reaction meme for the rest of fucking time.

for now though, everybody thinks he kicked his kid out the house at fifteen and that he's a horrible father, so he has to do damage control.

unfortunately, publicly pointing at Jason like an enraged child and saying 'HOLD ON- NO HOLD ON THAT'S BULLSHIT WAIT A SECOND-' is not overly helpful. Bruce's pr managers decide the best way to convince everybody Jason is lying is to get somebody else who was actually there at the time to speak up in Bruce's defence.

they put Dick on a live interview, who solemnly swears he'll have the whole thing sorted out in minutes.

"yeah man that happened. you think Jason was the first victim? why do you think i had to go to Bludhaven? he still won't let me move back to Gotham, you guys. i can't pay my heating bill. i get cold at night. it hurts. i really miss when Bruce loved us, you know?"

I fell in love with her. Please Capcom I wanna see her again!!!

Bruce to Dick: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Jason: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Damian: Damn, my kid

Bruce to Duke: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Cass: Damn, poor kid

Bruce to Tim: Da-

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