oh geez am i tired

K I N G

he is with OSHA

Yes, as always, I take my camera, a pizza, and the mothman with me.

I’m taking my moth man, board, and scope!

Mothman and me gonna sing a song to the ghosts I bring with the ouija board using my guitar

“Give me history memes or give me death,” said Patrick Henry.

“77% of Americans FAIL This American History Quiz. Can You Pass?” Me: *tempted* I run a history and memes blog, bring it tf on.

I got 6/11

11/11 check mate

there’s another one on historical figures and it’s lowkey hard 

46/50

10/11 on the first quiz

Got a 5😂😂😅

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

got beat to death with a crowbar at Claire’s

got resurrected and dug myself out of my own grave at Claire’s

there is a website to find out how many goats you are worth

I am worth 6 goats.

i am also worth 6 goats

I gOt 9 hOw The hEk

6

9 goats, that’s a lot of feta.

7 goats

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

this is ART