That's not quite right

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

Well usually I’d find that pretty mean but if it’s for sex

I’m not a real person. I’ve never been one. I’ve been faking it this entire time and I just know they’re going to find out soon and I’ll lose everything

I’m not a real person. I’ve never been one. I’ve been faking it this entire time and I just know they’re going to find out soon and I’ll lose everything

I’m not a real person. I’ve never been one. I’ve been faking it this entire time and I just know they’re going to find out soon and I’ll lose everything

Opsec is when you click "Ask app not to track" on the Wendy's app

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again