That's not quite right

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm

i should kill gorm

We must be held accountable by the fragments of our own intelligence

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate, I’ll wait.