Dazed and Confused

[id: a textpost by @/wdhmbt that says “There is a house in New Orleans, not the one you’ve heard about. No not that one either I’m talking about a third unrelated house” /end id]

[audio description: the textpost slowly, beautifully sung to the tune of “house of the rising sun” with the appropriate backing instrumentals. It fits perfectly. End description.]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

What ghbili movie is this from

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

The fact that this sounds like something you’d put on a resume is.....very disturbing.

We should all give Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons a good listen again, I think

It was like a strong beginning to modern unhinged folk/indie I think, and that's pretty iconic of it

I've had a whiplash

I’ve watch the phylogeny discourse on Tumblr go from “cladistically speaking, birds are dinosaurs”, to “by the same logic, humans are fish”, to “from a taxonomic standpoint there’s technically no such thing as a fish”, and frankly I’m excited to see where it goes next.

If, taxonomically, there’s no such thing as a fish merely because the term is used to describe a group of species that is not a clade, then there’s also no such thing as a monkey, a crab, or a bee. There is, however, such a thing as a bird.

Only birds are valid.

@optionalwarninglabels

Legendary quote

This is bloody genius

Okay, you people have no right to make me cry in public like this. This is the most heart warming shit I’ve read all December

Reposting because the whole Santa concept is Hermes AF and so is this amazing parenting

AWESOME.

IT’S THE LAST DAY 15 OF THE DECADE Y'ALL

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

VERY NIcE

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

He reallly has some pretty good stuff x3

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?