Eheu fugaces labuntur anni.

u have to get into skincare so u can close ur nights pretending to be a repressed suicidal woman in her 50s that has not felt romantic human touch ever so she pretends by caressing her face

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

couples costume idea: signifier and signified

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

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My grandfather (rip) had a theory in the 70s that the reason why rocky horror was so controversial was that all men were at least a little attracted to Tim curry and that made them scared and I gotta say he was so ahead of his time

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

Everytime I try to order something from internet it goes "WHAT IS YOUR STATE" and I go "girl dont worry im from finland" and it goes "YEAH WHAT STATE FROM FINLAND" and I go "we dont have those" and it goes "ÄAAAAAAAAÄÄAÄAÄAÄQÄÄA" and I go "fine uh... my state is finland" and it goes "thank u was that so hard slut"

some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker

I gotta google something real quick

who named this bird

Official ornithology post

truly breathtaking just how many series would be massively improved if the author gave a shit about women