Des, Cosplay and MTG

Cancer makes you lose 3 life.

the GPU is a tiny and simple minded wizard who can cast one spell very fast: linear algebra

im so fucking stupid

Oh shit, bros, hockey time

Oh shit, bros fujos, hockey time

the absolute best thing you can wear out on the town is three bracelets. three bracelets is the best possible accessory. three bracelets is the tops

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne

Applying for visa feels like panting on all fours while an older woman-- (reflects on myself for a second) No it doesn't

[Image: Post by Time Capsule Tales: "Rick Astley &the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage aand just pulled him up to do the song." Video is as described by the post.]