i saved you because you're different

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

take this down

two women: [kiss and proclaim love for each other and verbally state that they are in a healthy and committed relationship] some hetero motherfucker: is this platonic 

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

You know what’s fun? Reclaiming your femininity after years of feeling and acting like you couldn’t be “girly” because “girly” things were “bad.” Man I’ll fuck you up with red lipstick on while wearing a sun dress and drinking a wine cooler, don’t think I won’t.

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll punch you in the face.

"What kind of sh*t hand is this, Karen?"

me trying to flirt with someone: so haha do you see this dress as black and blue or white and gold…….

im goi g to shit

I swear on this movie.

I love this freaking movie, end of. 

the-mango-who-tangoed tramseys snegeisamagicalgirl panicatthenightspot evolutionofanal

The street finds its own uses.

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.

YES

Remember

i honestly feel this in my soul