Locked Tomb Brainrot Central

harrowhark isn’t a butch or a femme, but a secret third thing unbeknownst to us (a tangled void of yearning in the shape of a loser gremlin lesbian)

Okay but Sevika from Arcane would’ve made such a good cavalier in The Locked Tomb series. She is so ready to fight and die for a cause, and she would work tirelessly for it (with Silco being her necromancer perhaps…???)

imagine if we do get perfect lytorhood in alecto but its judith and corona

okay one bone that I have to pick with the tlt fandom is the headcanoning of Harrow as being a constant energy drink/black coffee drinker because in Harrow the Ninth she canonically says she doesn't like strong flavors and that as a child even warm water with lemon in it was too strong for her. I think a monster energy would kill Harrow the way people on here like to joke about a dorito killing a medieval peasant

Look, sometimes, when God is being a donglord, you have to let the Earth's Little-space Ghost drive a Ford F-150 jesus-style atop the river of the dead with two parents folded together pushing the gas pedal, a six legged dog in the back seat maintaining her razor thin will to live, to get to the ancient goth planet on the other side of the galaxy, while the former goth planet slave, now indestructible corpse prince, sarcastically rides shotgun. Average Thursday I'd say.

camilla and palamedes core

Harrow is the funniest person alive. She has not one, but TWO hot women batting for her. A high femme and a butch who literally died for her. And yet she’s like… mm bones 🦴

I need a What We Do in the Shadows type thing but about Jod and his lyctors on the mithraeum