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Masterlist

Here I’ll list all of all my short stories, fanfictions and non-drawtober arts posted here :) (and the ocasional analysis)

PSA:

- The few x reader pieces I have atm, in general, I aimed to write with no physical characteristics like body type, skin color or hair texture mentioned, but maybe something slipped. Please fell free to reach out and warn me, I'll be glad to fix it. This extends to gender neutral: if it says it's GN and something breaks this, let me know and I'll fix it.

- Some of these, reader has a few specific characteristics mentioned: in Edge of the Earth reader has visible muscles and a female body, for example. These are clearly warned in the post itself, and anything beyond was an accident. Again, feel free to reach out.

Alien Franchise In General

Arts: Ash and Lance Bishop (Alien and Aliens) | David 8 and Walter 1 (Prometheus and Covenant) | Annalee Call and Andy (Alien Resurrection and Alien Romulus) | Christopher Samuels and Davis 01 (Alien Isolation and Alien Rogue Incursion/Comics) | Kirsh and Atom Eins (Alien Earth) | Thia and Tessa (Predator Badlands)

Analysis: Synthetic Clothes

Synthmas 2025: On My Mind (NSFW; Samuels x GN!Reader, Prompt 1 Just My Programming) | Animal Oddity (Kirsh x GN!Reader, Prompt 2 A Few Updates) | Zombie (Kirsh x GN!Reader, Kirshmas Prompt White Olyphant Elephant; sequel to Animal Oddity) | Noir (Davis 01 & GN!Reader, Prompt 3 A New Directive) |

Alien: Earth

Analysis: Flowers the hybrids carry when transitioning | Hybrids nametags | Hybrids can't ingest food

We Almost Had It (Kirsh x GN!Reader, Oneshot, angst af) AO3

Edge of the Earth (Joe Hermit x Fem!Reader): Part I | Part II | AO3 | Song: Edge of the Earth - Skott (Complete)

Kirsh x Cyborg!Reader: Animal Oddity (Kirsh x GN!Reader, Prompt 2 A Few Updates) | Zombie (Kirsh x GN!Reader, Kirshmas Prompt White Olyphant Elephant) | At His Altar (Kirsh x GN!Reader, No Prompt)

Kirshtober Arts: Neverland | Dadroid | Science | Old Toy | Free Prompt

OC Zi'idre

Save Your Breath (Kumi Morrow x Fem!Reader) (AO3 | Song: Drip Off - Austin Giorgio)

Fallout Masterlist (Separated because Oh My God I've been doing A Lot for It)

Iron Lung

OC Tiffany: Presentation | Art 1

Simon Art 1

Simon NSFW Alphabet (AO3 | It's a NSFW alphabet of 14k words, help)

Meta Analysis: The Light is a White Hole

Meta Analysis/Craziness: The Red-Eyed God wanted a Host/Prophet/Someone to break the window keeping it separated

Meta: The Problem of Gravity

Meta: The Red Eyed God is not all-seeing or all-powerful

Meta: Who Simon was and who he wants to be

Pillars Of Eternity

Not Strong Enough (Hiravias x F!Watcher, NSFW) AO3 | Song

Arts in General

Multiple Fandoms (Enderal, The Evil Within, The Wayhaven Chronicles, Dragon Age)

Original Works

Planned Fics/WIPS (The border between both is very Thin) (in no particular order) (some oneshots, some multichapter. Did this list to put in front of my face how insane I am. This does not include personal and original projects) (not fully exausted list, there's a bunch i left out because it's mostly Vibes and no Title yet LOL)

Fallout:

We Love Like Ghosts (Request, Maximus x Fem!Reader => Planned, half written, need to finish it)

Hourglass (Thaddeus x OC Goose Bear => Finish writing it, next chapters Fully planned, need to lock in and write)

Timezone Part II (Norm Maclean x OC Marigold Bear, soulmate AU => Planned)

Appetite (The Ghoul x OC Fátima "Bear" => Planned)

Hysteria (Mr House x OC Rosemary Lecter x House Double => Sequel to Curiosity Killed the Moth, started writing, need to finish)

Flesh (Mr. House x OC Rosemary Lecter x House Double => planned, conclusion to Curiosity Killed the Moth)

Dark Things (Norm Maclean x OC Rosemary Lecter and eventually x Claudia => general plans only)

Short Change Hero (Maximus x Lucy Maclean, Maximus Week => started, next chapters planned, need to finish writing)

Moon (Maximus x Lucy Maclean => Vaultknight Week prompt 6, planned)

Fight (Maximus x Lucy Maclean => Vaultknight Week prompt 7, planned, conclusion to Evergreen)

The Glory and The Scum (Mason x Sole Survivor May => started, need to finish)

Gravity of You (Norm Maclean x OC Ace => Fully planned, need to write)

Love You to Death (Norm Maclean x OC Marigold Bear => one shot, planned)

Alien

Out of Sight Out of Mind (Walter One x GN!Reader => Synthmas, started writing, need to finish)

Invincible (Title may Change) (Andy x GN!Reader => Synthmas, planned)

Terminal (Bishop x GN!Reader => Synthmas, planned)

Unnamed Kirsh x Elevator Reader (Crackfick idea that MUST BE on this list LOL)

Lunarblood (Kirsh x OC Yautja Zi'idre => overall planned)

Overboard (Kirsh x Alien Mermaid Reader => overall planned, thinking of turning reader into a full OC, somethings written)

Dystopia (Kirsh x GN! Reader => Overall Planned... Same Reader from We Almost Had It)

Iron Lung

Bluebeard's Chambers (Alpha! Simon x Fem! Beta! Reader => Planned, started writing, planned to be 3 4 chapters only, Simon survives AU. Yes, Simon is in a Rut and Reader helps)

Dead Man's Arms (Simon x OC Cássia dos Santos García => Planned, started on, Iron Lung x The Evil Within smashed together)

Moonlight Rendezvous (Simon x OC Loreley x Ava => Planned, Iron Lung but let's make things similar to The Passenger IF by throwing an Eldritch Being stuck in a human body escaping another)

Clair de Lune (Simon x OC Tiffany => planned, Simon survives AU)

Other Fandoms in General

Sanctuary (Bioshock. Jack Wynand x OC Monica O'Neill => Planned)

Not Strong Enough (Pillars of Eternity. Hiravias x Fem! Watcher => Planned. Future chapters need writing)

Unnamed Miraak x F!Dragonborn (Skyrim. Started)

Unnamed Gaichu x OC Matriarch (Shadowrun. Started)

Unnamed Ondolemar x F!Dragonborn (Skyrim. Started)

Unnamed Tharael Narys x Prophetess (Enderal. Started)

(sighs and adds) Stars (Jedi Fallen Order. Cal Kestis x OC Adhara Norte => Plans so many plans. Def Multi chapter)

Dopamine Kisses (Jedi Fallen Order. Cal Kestis x GN! Reader => Very planned in details. HOPEFULLY one shot)

#masterlist #fallout #enderal #nehrim #wayhaven chronicles #dragon age #the evil within #alien franchise #pillars of eternity #iron lung #on the 'plans and such'#someone send me focus on PRESENT THINGS #the speed my brain can chuck out fully formed plans for long stories is a gift and a curse wrapped up in one

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hailed-marys

how to get out of your own way

nebulations

[ID: A Project Hail Mary comic. Grace is frowning as he works on a report, and Carl asks from offscreen, "Have you ever thought about getting out of your own way?" Grace, confused: "Huh?" Carl, unimpressed: "You're smart, man, but you cut yourself off halfway through all your sentences. Why?"

Grace hunches in and says, "Guess I was bullied a lot growing up, haha-" Carl cuts in. "So was I." Grace: "What? Really?" Carl pops Skittles in his mouth as he replies, "I grew up fat and black, I got my fair share of shit. Sure, it got to me, but I came around to the idea that those teenage dipshits were wrong about me. What's your excuse, man?"

Grace says uncomfortably, "I never- Uh. I, well-" Carl looks very unimpressed and says, "See? You're doing it again. Say what you mean to say." Grace slumps. "I guess I never thought about it that way." Carl: "Yeah. I know. That's why I said it. Get out of your own damn way."

We see the first panel in color: Grace floating outside the Hail Mary, surrounded by the red glow of Astrophage, as Carl says, "And once you do that? Hoo, man. You'll be unstoppable."

Back to black and white, Grace smiles emotionally and says, "Thanks, Carl." Carl stands up to leave and points at his paper. "Remember, Stratt wants that report by end of day." Grace hunches again and scowls, "Thank you, Carl." End ID]

natnormalatall

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

inkskinned

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht.

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

inkskinned

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

sparrow-in-boots

Simon checking the same info twice just to be safe #mydork #mybug

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daltoncharm

Pedro Pascal, puppies, his curls and his chain

imaginaryanon

This is about something bigger… Than just surviving. Like what? Like rebuilding the Jedi Order.

anxiety-banana

hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!

stevishabitat

anxiety-banana

the way i am shaking with tears is an understatement I'VE BEEN QUOTED

stevishabitat

I'm printing it and taping it to my mirror BTW

the-haiku-bot

I’m printing it and

taping it to my mirror

BTW

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

redstairs

I saw this and had to save this image cause I definitely have a few readers like this.

euphreana

Trying out that new art style with a short comic!

(Special thanks to @bayardbruh and @starryswirly for giving me feedback!)

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undeadmagpie

Mark Fischbach as Simon in Iron Lung, 2026.

rachimiya

posting an old one from last year because ive been really busy with comission work and i miss drawing them 😭😭😭

and I also feel brave enough now to post it now

#CUUUTES

*slams through the wall*

CARNIVORE BY STARSET FOR SIMON, I REPEAT CARNIVORE BY STARSET FOR SIMON

"Who are you to change this world?/Silly boy/ No one needs to hear your words/Let it go", both the Father and COI and the Brothers that abandoned him and probably even the Red Eyed God and/or The Eel

"Carnivore, carnivore/Won't you come digest me/Take away everything I am/Bring it to an end/Carnivore Carnivore/Could you come and change me?/Take away everything I am/Everything I am" about the Last Tree and becoming the soil

"All my life they let me know/How far I would not go/But inside the beast still grows/Waiting chewing through the ropes" and "I will hide myself below/I'll be what you wanted/Kept inside I won't let go/'Till I burn beyond control" about how in the end both Eden and COI and the Red Eyed God expected something specific of Simon and he played by the rules expected until he snapped in different moments and in different ways

#iron lung #just blood #simon iron lung #simon the convict #starset #Youtube

magical-girl-coral

Do I think Ava and Simon would ever get romantically involved in an alternative universe where they survived? No.

Do I think they would unlock an insane codependent bound from surviving the Horrors™️ that would make everyone else wish they would get romantically involved so whatever the hell is going on between could be easier to explain? Abso-fucking-lutely.

kerbubbles

"I'm not a violent dog. I dont know why I bite." But its Simon Iron Lung

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nctinmotion

Source: This

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xcziel

cellophanes-princess

I really needed the last one

zylahbee

sexism in medicine kills people. racism in medicine kills people. fatphobia in medicine kills people. queerphobia in medicine kills people. classism in medicine kills people. ableism in medicine kills people.

do not downplay people’s fears about being mistreated because they are a part of a marginalised group. it is a matter of life and death and you should be angry about it.

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