watch witch hat atelier

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

I'm going to *remembers how many times in my life I didn't tell anyone I was suicidal* you know, I'm not going to, but I honestly think even joking about it is better than never talking about it, and I think people who have dealt with such a difficult thing deserve to be able to joke about our own experiences without getting lectured about some knock-off CBT that's been ground up and shat out of the online pop psychology void, and also you know this format in itself is a suicide joke right it's just euphemistic

the way microwaves parse time is fascinating to me. they're so laid back. classic values like 2:00 and 1:30? cool and good. but then you can have fun with it. 1:60? 0:90? sure they work out the same. 5:99? 19:99? ok now you're being silly. that's prices. but the microwave doesn't judge.

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

you have to understand that my body does not work by default. “ohhh so many medications means so many chemicals inside you. i could never” well if i did not take these things i would not be able to function. i respect and have made peace with the chemical. Get out of my face