blorpin blaily

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

michel foucault was bald because janelle monae spoke these lyrics to him through a rift in spacetime and immolated his wig 

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

Alexa, release my inhibitions

Sending your pornhub search history to all contacts in your address book now.

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

If you aren’t anti American in 2018, it’s time for you to grow the fuck up

you´re either anti American or blissfully ignorant 

We’re all anti American in this bitch of a world

Nah, only dumbasses or jackasses are anti American. Yeah, America has it flaws, but it certainly isn’t the worst country out there. There are so many other countries with way more fucked up shit going than America. Yeah America’s government is pretty corrupt, but it’s better than most places in the world. Plus citizens still have human rights and such.