Dergun

every day I have to make decisions

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

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Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

im fucking crying

Emotional brain: you’re right… fire and rage and biting biting biting for one thousand years tho

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

They also have a classification system aped from scp including a tier for character who nobody thinks are sexy. unsexy characters are allowed and if a character actually has sex thats too sexy for the sexman wiki

There are no content warnings on their Lady Dimitrescu page, btw

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.