dragons' loft

reblog to slap prev with large fucking tail

dragon giving you a little nibble when you let your guard down

Pet The Dragon

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

one catfish puppy left!!

you should try tossing one of those single serving meat pies to your dragon gf so she can catch it in her mouth and swallow it without even chewing. it’ll be really impressive so long as she doesn’t miss and it just smacks her in the face. she’s definitely coordinated enough to not let that happen, right?

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

giving your dragon girlfriend a human-holding underslung harness (more of a hammock really) was perhaps a miscalculation. She now has the option to kidnap you from your work by big dragon mouth and be placed in a hammock while she walks around the house and does her thing

giving your dragon girlfriend a human-holding underslung harness (more of a hammock really) was perhaps a miscalculation. She now has the option to kidnap you from your work by big dragon mouth and be placed in a hammock while she walks around the house and does her thing

i should be able to curl around a human and drape a heavy wing over them and make all kinds of chittering and cooing and chirping noises tbh