Things I like and Things I do

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

any updates?

got a pussy like an ashtray

Getting on the bus with an art portfolio is soooo humbling

universal experience of feeling like a fucking tool walking around with your large fucking rectangle

when its windy as well and ur trying to discreetly control your feral rectangle from flying away. puts life into perspective

I was today years old… 😭

When I was little I literally turned my whole household against English muffins because I hated that you had to cut them

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

“This is a regular occurrence” then maybe stop being a giant transphobic piece of shit

What part of that is upcycled?

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices