Demon

Wally: Jesus Christ we should put a bell on you.

Dan: Robin doesn't have a bell and he is human.

Wally: Well yeah we should get him one too.. not my point. Why are you here?

Dan: My question first.

Wally: Secretly ordering food

Dan: What was that?

Wally: OH COME ON YOU DEFINITELY HEARD ME?!

Dan: Perhaps I should call Robin since he was looking for you.

Wally: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT—

Dan: Want to repeat what you said?

Wally: You are a bastard you know that?

Dan: Half of one yes.

Wally: What?

Dan: Where is my phone..

Wally: God! I was secretly ordering food. Happy?

Dan: And what will you get me to keep this intel to myself?

Wally: Blackmail?! That's low.

Dan: I can go lower.

Wally: No doubt there. You know that Chinese place in Seattle?

Dan: The one we saved?

Wally: Yeah. Dumpling house.

Dan: The soup there was rather good.

Wally: Is that what you want?

Dan: It wouldn't be nearly enough.

Wally: Do I look like a wallet to you?

Dan, drops a wad of cash on him: You do now.

Wally: Blackmail but you are paying me?

Dan: Oh were you robbing them?

Wally: What no?! Where did you even get this cash from?

Dan: Don't worry about it. How long do you need?

Wally: 30 minutes as they need to cook it.

Dan: Done.

Wally: Great.

Wdym Nico thinks Percy wants to kill him (even if all Percy ever did to him was desperately trying to bring him to safety).

AND

Percy thinks Nico wants to kill him (even if Nico saved him from the skeleton soldiers at the end of tTC despite all his "I hate you" and "I wish you were dead". Percy even came up with an idea that Nico wants to exchange his life for Bianca's, bc Minos said they need someone "who tricked death" for the exchange — and Percy feels like it should've been him who died).

It is an unspoken rule among the more powerful members of the hero community that whenever they are fighting someone who is significantly below their pay grade, they are obligated to defeat them in a way that has style.

Superman fighting a random thug with a machine gun? He has to walk slowly through the gunfire, letting them empty the entire clip.

Flash fighting some random scientist that blew up a building? He has to rebuild the entire building in the same quarter of a second it takes him to knock the criminal out.

Phantom fights a big ugly monster that's more bark than bite? He has to blast it with a single finger to knock it down.

“Dick, no,” Wally hissed.

“Dick, yes.”

All of them turned to look at Raven in surprise. She just shrugged and gestured towards the new hero, Phantom. He was talking with Specter. She said something that made him throw his head back in laughter. It showed off his sharp teeth spectacularly.

“Someone needs to… what was the phrase for it?” Raven asked, head tilted. “Ah, ‘hit that’.”

“Raven,” Wally gasped, aghast.

She gestured again at Phantom. His his drifted away like smoke and his legs were less than solid. He felt like storm about to break.

“Yeah, no, I’m with Raven,” Gar said. His chin was perched on his hand as he watched Phantom with what was basically heart eyes. “Unless he’s into sharing?”

“Oh come on, you have to at least let me shoot my shot!” Dick whined. “You two already have your whole eldritch thing. Leave some for the rest of us.”

“Dick, no,” Wally said, again. “I’m just trying to keep you in one piece.”

Dick pressed his hands together with a little gesture. “Counterpoint: he makes falling apart seem so good.”

Bruce: ....Yes, of course. How much?

Danny: Oh, whatever you can spare. *setting down a portable shining bench* Please put your feet here.

Bruce: Of course. Have you been doing this long?

Danny: a couple of weeks. I'm getting really good at it.

Bruce: You are. These look brand new. *hands him a $ 100 bill*

Danny: Wow! Thank you!

Bruce: Of course. Do you have a safe place to sleep?

Danny: Nope.

Bruce: .....would you like one?

Danny: Sure!

Bruce: Really?

Danny: Yeah, if you're offering!

Bruce: Its never been this easy before....somethings off. Aren't you the less bit wary of me?

Danny: Nah, I can sense people's intentions. You're not a creep trying to get a kid to a second location. You just want to give me a safe place off the streets.

Bruce: .....Are you a Meta?

Danny: I don't belive in organized religion.

Bruce: That's not....you know what, nevermind. Have you had something to eat?

Danny: I found a half finished donut in the trash earlier.

Bruce: Oh. No. Let's get you some dinner.

Both had meet during so many time travel things to the point that both of them started calling eatch other when they are about to do some changed in the timeline or when they suspect someting.

So it thanks to this that Flash belived in the newly named Red Robin when the kid said that Batman was in the past.

It was also thanks to a mesage sended by the Time Mentor of Phantom that he could only help the kid with some things. Like giving them special meds and distract the leage so the bird could rescue theyr dad.

It was also this friendshup that made Flash aware of the Anti-ecto act and put a end of that before it started.

But now- well they did not have time to do some manbo jambo, save the universe, give a head ups to the cientific and save the anonimus of the kid in the heroes database.

Flash was just about to run to have some extra time to beat up the baddie of the month, when a green note apear in front and made him trople.

"Hey Batman, be ready to do a lot of damage control. Im calling the med bay in advice And DO NOT SHOOT ANITHING THAT COMES FROM A GREEN PORTAL"

And a portal did opened. Out of it comes a mildly injured and glowing with so much emotions Phantom. A hurt and pised our Phantom.

Flash knows instantanly.

And just pointed to the big bad of the week, stoping the teammates that wanted to run and help the kid and or scole them.

"Someone mesed with his grave. The kid is pissed of. And helping him indulge induging on one of his Obsesions can acelerate his healing. That, and he needs to ler oit some fumes."

Damian, raising his eyebrow, unimpressed: What about them?

Jon: Well, you know a lot about them so...

Damian: Spit it out, dancing around the subject, as you are, is unbecoming!

Jon: Th-Theres a guy I really really like and he loves dogs, and is even looking into adopting one or getting one from a good breeder, and I offered to help him because I just wanted an excuse to talk to him! But I don't know anything about dogs! I mean, there's Krypto but does he even really count as a dog? I guess also Titus and Ace but I'm only around them when I'm with you, and all I ever do I pet them!

Damian: You can not be serious.

Jon: This dog thing is really important Damian! Apprentantly he couldn't have any pets when he lived with his parents, but there was this wild dog that he would play with sometimes. He, like, really loves dogs, he gets so excited when he so much as catches a glimpse of them! His eyes get all soft and his smile is so-so bright! And he is, like, obsessed with Krypto whenever Krypto is around, its so cute!

Damian, less judgemental: You are serious.

Jon: I just want his experience with his first dog to be perfect, yaknow? Sorry, I know I'm being unreasonable.

Damian: What is he looking for?

Jon: Huh?

Damian: This guy, what is he looking for with a dog? Does he have a specific breed in mind? Any allergies? What is his house like? Does he have a yard or live in an appartment? Does he live near a park or forest if he doesn't have a yard? Does he have any physical limitations? How much time can he alot to grooming? If we're going to help him, we need to know this information so we can help him properly.

Jon, tearfully: Damian! You're the bestest friend ever!*hugs him*

Damian, embarrassed: Unhand me!

Which has given me an idea. What if Aphrodite has been neglecting her Areia aspect? What if this got to the point whare it chose to sever itself from her as a survival mechanism? Except, Aphrodite herself doesn't realize that's what happened. From her perspective, she simply lost that domain due to neglect.

Meanwhile, the essence of her Areia aspect falls from Olympus. Far too weak to sustain itself, it soon latches onto the first person it finds: Sally Jackson. Nine months later, she gives birth to a daughter: Cypris Aria Jackson. (I got the idea for the name Cypris from one of Aphrodite's epithets. Thought it was rather fitting. lol)

Aka: Fem!Percy is the reincarnation of Aphrodite Areia and has spent the last twelve years evolving into her own person. Dionysus is the first to figure this out and has no idea how to handle it.

oooooh

you have such amazing ideas I love it!

(not to be weird but it’s ideas like this that make me wish I could crawl inside your mind and hang out sometimes)

Dionysus stares at Aphrodite Areia/Cypris Aria Jackson and dearly wishes for a drink. This is the weirdest version of the Greek-Roman schism (and he’s not sure if that’s what it is) he has ever seen. However, it’s not his problem.

Aphrodite can deal with this rogue aspect of hers that is running around pretending to be a demigod. Probably to spend time with her children (still it’s a weird way to go about it but Dionysus won’t judge her for it).

Dionysus isn’t getting paid to deal with this.

Aeria gets upset and offended when her children are treated as afterthoughts who can’t fight (even if she doesn’t know they’re hers). She may have went a little overboard inspiring Cabin 10 to take part in Capture the Flag as the children of Aphrodite found something inside them waking up and the desire to fight took over them and they actually won the game instead of the Ares, Athena or Hermes cabins.

having Aphrodite Aeria fighting Ares on the beach is going to be very interesting, and he would absolutely have picked up on the fact that part of Aphrodite he hasn’t seen in far too long is standing in front of him, even with Kronos manipulating him (he probably thinks it’s just a new game she’s playing) and plays along. (He would probably go with them to the water park make sure this part of Aphrodite who seems to think she is mortal doesn’t set off any traps)

The fight on the beach essentially counts as foreplay in Ares’s mind, he’s thrilled when she lands a hit on him, encouraging her to do it again. Hopefully Cypris remembers who she is or this could get really weird and potentially embarressing or make Poseidon or someone try to kill him.

Dionysus observes Cypris for the week leading up to the quest. Despite wanting nothing to do with this, he does it anyway. Something about this was... off. Aphrodite has never been affected by the Greek-Roman schism. So, it was very strange for her to suddenly have a schism. Plus, Areia was a little too convincing with her demigod act.

Things change when Poseidon successfully claims her. For that's when Dionysus realized it wasn't an act. Aphrodite's rogue aspect was mortal. Not just mortal, she was a demigod, a daughter of Poseidon. One who deeply loved her mother, Sally. Suddenly, this felt more like his own situation with Zagreus.

Once again, Dionysus wished for a drink. This was going to be a mess.

After decades of no one taking Cabin 10 seriously, Camp Half-Blood received a nasty wake-up call. They had forgotten there was a reason the Spartans worshiped Aphrodite as a war goddess. And the children of Aphrodite had given them a harsh reminder of it. Of course, this did lead to some side effects. Quite a few children of Ares developed a crush on the Aphrodite kids after having their asses kicked. Among them was Clarisse, who had a bisexual awakening in the form of her friend Silena.

It took Ares longer than he liked to realize Areia was mortal. A mortal who was only twelve years old. A mortal girl who had no idea she was Aphrodite's missing Areia aspect. A mortal girl who's grown into her own person. When he realizes his, Ares promptly banishes all the thoughts he's been having.

At this point, he is too busy fighting Kronos' influence, which he's finally become aware of. Which is trying to goad him into killing Cypris. He is unable to give her the truth that she deserves to hear. So instead, he warns her to bring Grover and Annabeth with her to Olympus, for she will need their support. Then he leaves to find Apollo.

Oh, things are a complete disaster when Cypris goes to Olympus. She, along with Zeus and Poseidon, discovers she is Aphrodite Aeria. It soon leads to a full council meeting. One that even Hades and Hestia are told to attend.

Cypris, however, freaks out when Zeus proposes forcing her back into Aphrodite. Even if she didn't completely disappear, her individuality would be gone. A fact that terrifies her.

This, of course, sends the meeting into chaos. For now, the gods of Olympus had an unprecedented ethical dilemma. An aspect of a god that had separated from the whole and grown into her own person. One that didn't want to rejoin the rest of herself. To give up her own individuality.

(Anyone else getting Tuvix vibes from this? This kinda feels similar, but with the opposite problem. lol)

Just had an idea! What if Cypris' individuality had some unexpected effects? Hephestus is a decent guy overall, yet Aphrodite never gave him a fair chance. Perhaps she feels an odd guilt for how the Goddess of Love treated him. So when she learns the truth, she does something that Aphrodite never did: she apologizes to Hephestus.

This could create a lot of conflict between her and Aphrodite. It could even make Cypris more reluctant to rejoin with her. Plus, you would have Hephestus being intrigued by Cypris. (Is it obvious that I feel bad for the guy? XD)

Fem!Luke, her forcefully platonic bestie who immediately pick ups her night calls, before she stops herself: can I volunteer?

Fem!Percy, who literally just called to chat:

Fem!Luke, sweating nervously, shaking in terror, mentally dying:

When Theo, Jason, Percy, Tyson, Nico, Bianca, and Hazel end up in Ancient Greece they’re all split up into three groups dictated by who their godly father is.

So it goes like this, Theo and Jason are having a reunion and freaking out and Theo is cursing Beryl out over abandoning Jason (and mentally cussing Hera out). They’re attracting attention from the people around them as Theo is taking his anger out on the monsters that come their way, Jason is trying to calm him down and think of how they’re going to go back home. But both are summoning storms and lighting, sparking whispers and rumors about two extremely powerful sons of Zeus (from the sane mother) who channel power from their father’s domain. Zeus sees the storms and lighting used by Theo and Jason, he looks to see where this is all coming from and sees two channeling lighting like it’s nothing and starts getting flashbacks to his early days

Percy and Tyson freak out as soon as they wake up in the middle of nowhere and realize where they’re at and Percy is actively crashing out at his situation, causing a storm in the background while Tyson tries to calm him down. Tyson suggests sticking to the coast and asking their father for help, Percy isn’t too sure on the idea actually working but since Tyson’s idea is the only thing they have he agrees on it. Poseidon hears two prayers for help from two threads with echoes his power and looks for where the prayers came from. He’s surprised to see a young cyclops and a young man with his features praying to him (don’t know if they’d go to one of Poseidon’s temples), he looks at their scents and is shocked to see the power radiating from them, and they’re also his.

Meanwhile Nico wakes up and sees a living Bianca in front of him and doesn’t know what to do, he’s also probably crying and breaking down. Bianca doesn’t know what’s going on but she’s happy to see Nico again, at least now she can hug him again. Hazel is trying to help her brother not crash out, she’s worried over what’s going on due to Bianca’s apparent resurrection and then being stuck in a strange place. However she also gets pulled into a big sibling hug by Bianca, who’s both surprised and happy to have a younger sister. They decide to take the risk of going to visit the Oracle to get answers, unlike the other two groups they don’t actively draw attention via creating storms. However Nico’s shadow traveling and Bianca trying to learn it so Nico doesn’t have to be the only one doing it (and getting exhausted) draws some shocked expressions whenever they end up in the wrong town or city. Bianca accidentally summons an army of skeletons once while testing out the untapped Child of Hades powers that she never got into while alive. People murmur about the strange trio made up of two young women (one far too pale for a normal person with a bow and arrows in her possession and another with mesmerizing golden eyes with a golden sword in her hand) and a young man (too pale and with too dark eyes, a black sword strapped to hip). The death seem to take orders from them, with the shadows being their favored way of travel. Hades is confused when the terrified prayers from mortals stark coming, actively promising that his three children (two girls and one boy) would be treated kindly while they stayed in their town

A funny dilemma Theo and Jason come across is that Jason cannot speak Ancient Greek—he can somewhat understand it but he can in no way speak it. Which leads to a merchant seeing him eyeing something and asking if he'd like to buy it but Theo is preoccupied—

Jason Internally: Fuck! Okay! Calm down and think! Modern english would be too weird! So what is the oldest language you know!?

Jason: ...*starts speaking in Latin*

Theo: PFT—

•••5 minutes Later•••

Theo & Jason: *Back on the road*

Theo: ...You know you're gonna have to respond to everyone we come across in Latin now right...?

Jason: ...*sigh* yup...

••••

Jason (In Latin): Why is he calling me his son? I'm not his son!?

Zeus: What's wrong with his mouth?

Theo: We...weren't raised together, it would have attracted too much attention...

Zeus: Ah...

Theo (In Broken Latin): The split hasn't happened yet, sooo yeah...you're his kid...

Jason: ...but I don't wanna be his kid...

Theo (In Greek): *Sad sigh* Me neither brother...

••••

Jason (In Latin): *Standing over a monster carcass* Brother! It bleeds!

Theo: *Equally shocked and noticing he himself blood covered* That it does!

Zeus Internally: Ohhhh I may have to end these two if Hera doesn't—

•••Meanwhile•••

Poseidon: ...How did I miss two—wait what are you two doing together?

Percy: *In the most "duh" sounding tone* We're brothers...???

Tyson: We're sorry dad, we wouldn't have bothered you but Mom isn't here for us to ask for help.

Poseidon: You two have the same mother...!?

Percy: Basically? I mean, we kinda found him in a box.

Poseidon: ...I'm done questioning this—

•••Meanwhile•••

Ancient Greek Commoners: *Minding their business*

Hades' Kid: *Crawl out of the Shadows like fucked up Gremlins*

Commoners: "HOLY SHIT—" "WHAT THE FUCK—!?" "Can't go one day in this country without some magic bullshit happening—"

Bianca: I think I'm getting better at shadow travel!

Nico: Yup, definitely...!

Hazel: *Throwing up in a bush because she "rode" with Bianca and her "driving" was god awful*

••••

Bianca: *Blood covered* Hey guys the monsters bleed here :D!

Hazel: Whoa!

Nico: Cool!

Ancient Greeks: *Burning a fuckton of offerings to Hades*

••••

Persephone: *Was/is mad but Hades is panicking so bad it's making her question if he was actually unfaithful*

Persephone: Darling...You Alright—?

He didn't really know what the cause of his brokenness was, just that he clearly and obviously was. Even before he died, he couldn't see color.

Unlike Jazz, whose soulmates began with their parents and continued to appear into her life and then stay in her life, Danny appeared to be soulmateless if it weren't for the fact that he still couldn't see color. Jazz, and everyone else in Amity, had the full rainbow and then some available to her before she even made it to middle school.

Jazz's soulmates were an easy and short list. Mom, Dad, her friend Kyle Weston, and her friend Spike. She had met Kyle in kindergarten, and Spike in third grade. All of her soulmates were platonic and familial, though there was still a chance that she was seeing darker shades of colors than they're supposed to be - it was more common than not for a romantic soulmate to brighten up the world that someone could already see.

Danny was in high school. And all he saw was grey, grey, and more grey. Occasionally, he could even tell that he was looking at black. It was unusual. He was broken. What else was he supposed to understand from that?

"Maybe your soulmates are somewhere else? Like, your soulmates are all French or something," Tucker suggested, offhand.

"Maybe," Danny pretended to agree. Frankly, though, he wasn't holding out hope.

He was already dead, after all.

If someone's soulmate passed, they just lost the ability to see whatever colors their soulmate had given them. Danny doubted that him being dead before meeting his soulmates would affect that specific phenomenon in any meaningful way. He would just never know.

So why the hell could he suddenly see this- this- this beautiful color after meeting some dude? He didn't seem to have noticed the change of colors, rushing off with a bright apology for running into Danny, as Danny's whole world flipped on its side. He- he had no clue how to find that person again. What was he supposed to do now?

Maybe... maybe start with googling what this color is.

Blue. Blue was the color of the sky, of oceans, of brightly colored birds and butterflies. It was so beautiful. Danny's eyes were blue! Danny decided just then that blue was his favorite color.

Who knew he'd finally find a soulmate after moving to Gotham? Maybe, just maybe, he'd find his other soulmates here too.

He shook his head; Danny knew better than to hope. Danny was dead. He can't have soulmates, now. Even if Danny could now see colors- or, well, one color, that didn't mean whoever was connected to him could also see their missing color(s). So even if Danny was connected to them, they... probably weren't connected to him.

...

"Sorry, Jay, I got held up at wor-" Dick trailed off, looking at his little brother's eyes.

They weren't that green before. He knows they weren't; after meeting Damian, Dick could see green. They could all see green after meeting Damian. Jason and Damian's eyes were both an olive green, only a slight shade difference between them, everyone in the family agreed. Not... not this neon bright green.

Jason's gaze snapped to Dick from where he'd been glaring at someone across the diner, and the brightness dulled. It didn't go away, but calmed down. No longer seemed like it was lighting Jason's face up. "What?"

"Well, no," Dick admitted, before gesturing aimlessly, "I figured you could probably just look at security cameras or something until you found someone that acts differently after I interact with them."

Tim sighed, looking burdened with the entire world, before doing a quick 180 to face the Bat-computer. "Do you, at the very least, have a time frame?"

"Uh... I mean," Dick shrugged, "I hadn't seen either Jason or Damian since two weeks ago, so..."

Tim's head hung down, before muttering something under his breath and pulling the Bat-keyboard closer to himself. "Gimme, like, three days or something. I'll skim through the footage I can find, see if I can find them."

"You're the best, baby bird!" Dick wrapped his arms around Tim's shoulders, Bat-chair included in the hug.

"Yeah, yeah," Tim grumbled, ignoring the hug from his older brother/soulmate.

It took less than a day for Tim to decide that he needed a break - because, man, Dick interacted with a lot of people every day. He could rule out most of the people that're working at stores and cafes and restaurants that Dick frequently visited, unless they were new at the job - luckily, not many new workers at those locations in the past month. There were quite a few people who reacted strangely after meeting Dick, but it was clear that they were simply reacting to having talked to an attractive person - gross. And really, he could probably ignore the people Dick talked to at his job, too. It's not like there were any new students or new parents in Dick's classes.

"Ah, thanks," Tim offhandedly said, meeting blue eyes of the person who'd held the door for him.

"No problem," the teen was distracted by something on his phone, so Tim didn't bother him much longer.

Really, there were too many candidates for Dick's new soulmate, and it was just a massive pain to try to figure it out.

...

Danny shot off his last reply to the group chat from his friends back in Amity, glad that Val had managed to catch Boxy before Danny's parents or the government did. Sam had volunteered to put Boxy back through the portal, and Tuck was currently sending Danny's parents on a wild goose chase around the city. It was...

Well, it wasn't exactly a good alternative to Danny being there, but like... at least they had it under control, from what he could tell.

Putting his phone away, Danny looked up to admire the blues and- and- he had another color. What was that color? Wait, when did he meet his soulmate?? Did he actually meet someone today?? The only person he'd interacted with was a barista and he probably held the door open for some people, but. But. But anyone he actually noticed didn't seem to change his vision any?

He whipped his phone back out, googling for that website that provides color names for the newly soulbound for the second time this week. His hands were shaky and- and weren't grey? But it was a dull version of that color so they weren't exactly that color- yellow. He... he must be missing a color or two, to be able to know what color his skin is. But... yellow was the color of sunlight? And, and it was the color of sunflowers, and bees, and ducks, and cheese - yellow was so- so cool!

Man I really wanna read a fanfic with this exact premise!,

Billy batson due to being so dependent on his Shazam is force by the wizard(and the gods especially Zeus to make him fight villains without becoming an adult)

Billy is of course will be given a mask of some sorts(maybe like robins situation or maybe he would just not wear one in general)(magic stuff~]

Billy gets a hero outfit that would look very similar to captain marvel jr and Mary/miss marvel.

I also like the idea of Billy getting a magical wand or staff(I love this idea ok) in his normal and hero forms because why not? And it would be use for more concentrated uses of magic and magical spells

BUT here the best part, imagine the villains or his rogues reaction to meeting billy or even better! THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.

the Jl would just assume that Billy is just another on of captain marvels kids, just with a magic wand thingy

(um maybe we can call him soldier captain marvel or kid marvel or the heir of the champion of magic or something. It really up to you)

Superman going to fawcett city after hearing of a highly dangerous villain. Billy after defeating a rogue of his with the power of a spell he just learned

BILLY: ah that was very troublesome

SUPERMAN: what are you doing here child?

BILLY: oh, hi Superman!- wait, oh yeah I’m a kid

SUPERMAN: fighting villains are very dangerous,

BILLY: “nervously whistling”

BILLY: yeah, I know. But I was the one who defeated them. All myself

SUPERMAN: ah, are you marvels son?

SUPERMAN: The one miss marvel and jr keep mentioning

BILLY: “ awkward silence”

BILLY: thinking, I, um yeah this is awkward

BILLY: ah yeah sure,

SUPERMAN: smiles

SUPERMAN: come with me to the tower, would that be alright with you?

BILLY: um yeah sure

SUPERMAN: I didn’t get your name, what is your name?

BILLY: kid marvel.

BILLY: thinking, yeah I’m f#cked

SUPERMAN: alright let get going now, kid

at the tower,

GREEN LANTERN: whoa, I didn’t know cap had another kid

FLASH: haha yeah, Hal don’t get to close. Your gonna make the kid feel awkward

GREEN LANTERN: yeah, my bad

BILLY: it ok, Mr green lantern

BILLY: thinking, god it feels weird calling him Mr.

GREEN LANTERN: so what were you doing there?

BILLY: fighting them, I defeated them

long silence, 1 hour later

FLASH: hey guys, turns out cap let his kid fight a dangerous rogue

BATMAN: ? Isn’t that normal, miss marvel and captain marvel jr fight their rogues all the time

BATMAN: even though I think it highly dangerous, captain marvel is there when it get too dangerous for them

SUPERMAN: no, no Batman. Flash is right!

Jl looking at Superman for what he means

BATMAN: “silence”(it means yeah sure go ahead)

SUPERMAN: when I came there I only saw kid marvel there by himself, and he claims he was the one who defeated the rogue

WONDERWOMAN: mhm… you don’t say

SUPERMAN: and I saw no signs of captain marvel being there,

BATMAN: how interesting(writes in contingency plans on captain marvel that he may be neglecting his son kid marvel)

GREEN LANTERN: as I think about, he looks way younger then Mary and jr like ten years old

(Billy malnourished)(or maybe when Mary and Freddy transform they get turned into 14-15 years old even though they like younger then that)

FLASH: who would have expected sun shine man of having favorites,(referring to Mary and Freddy)

SUPERMAN: well, I believe it would be best if we give captain marvel a class on being a good father to all of his children,

Jl agreeing

Billy who was eavesdropping, alongside Mary and freddy

BILLY: oh no

MARY: … hehehe

FREDDY: hehehe

Bruce adopts Billy. Both immediately figure out each other’s identity’s as Batman and Captain Marvel/Shazam. Things are a lot more comfortable because not much to hide and all Bruce have to really do is make sure Billy is treated like an kid should be; with love.

It tends to bleed into League life as well because Batman literally cannot get mad at Captain and tends to listen to him ramble, shake, hug, playfully punch the man’s shoulder and so on and so forth. It’s genuinely great but the rest of the League are a little scared.

Batman? Letting a member pick him up off the ground in a hug? He must’ve been cloned. Captain Marvel is extremely hyper active when he doesn’t have to worry. In a childish way? Maybe but it’s more in a way of feeling relaxed and motivated enough to be able to do everything and more. He’s comfortable enough to let his mind go a mile a minute.

Batman just feels like he’s dealing with the rest of his kids if they had god-like powers. But he’s very glad that his new adopted son is very happy and comfortable. Along with well fed enough to be a whirlwind both in and out of his god-like form, it makes him feel like he’s become a better father equipped to handle kids and because Billy gets along with the rest of his kids and Bruce has been working on making sure that he wasn’t ONLY a good father to his minor children but able to be a good father for his adult children.

Anyways around Captain, Batman has a sense of humor for once in his life. It’s more of the make the kid laugh than his own sense of humor though. Imagine trying to be serious in a meeting but everytime something Bruce knows Billy is going to find a certain word, phrase or number funny he glances at him, ON PURPOSE and now Billy is kind of sitting there pretending to be closing his eyes and nodding because he’s paying attention but it’s because he’s genuinely losing his shit over Bruce knowing he finds this stupid thing so funny.

Like your friend in middle school or that really chill uncle looking directly at you while a teacher or parent is being serious but saying things in a way that has it sound really out of pocket.

Tim half-deranged: Please I just want a cup of coffee

Danny squinted, then pulled out a binder: I'm sorry, sir, but you are on the Don't Serve Coffee list. I can offer you some tea instead-

Tim: NO. THIS IS THE FIFTH PLACE. BRUCE CAN'T OWN YOU ALL!

Danny leaning in to whisper: Look, man, I can't give you coffee under the cameras. Meet me in the back alley in twenty minutes and I'll get you a coffee. Bring Cash.

Tim: how much? Five hundred, six hundred or hell even a thousand? I'll bring whatever you want.

Danny: Chill dude, it's a cup of coffee. Three dollars is fine.

Tim: It's not just any coffee! It's my favorite brand and Bruce bought them out just to make sure they wouldn't sell to me anymore!

Danny: okay okay, this coffee means a lot to you. I get it. Twenty minutes alright?

Jason three weeks later in Bat cave: Tim's on drugs! I've caught him trading cash for small containers in a shady alley six times. We need an intervention.

Dick: What?! I thought that was his boyfriend!

Bruce: I also thought that was Tim boyfriend but if it's a drug dealer we have to help him.

Tim hiding in the shadows: shit.

Tim texting Danny: If anyone asks your my secret boyfriend who been making me teas in allies

Danny: here's the-

Dick barreling into the alley in tears: you stay away from him! Timmy! You know you can come to us about anything right?!

Tim: Dick??

Jason, here for the drama: you know the rules, Timbers. Dealers go to the cops

Tim: Since when do you care about the law??

Can you imagine the looks on Dick & Jason's faces as Tim just absolutely bursts into tears.

I mean he's going down on both knees and straight up begging. Like "it's not true I swear I'll prove it I'll do anything please please PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME" levels of desperation

Tim does not have room for dignity right now this guy is his last link to his favorite coffee brand.

Of course, Danny just figures he's playing along. They've met a few times now, he knows enough to know that Tim's sibling are on the same wavelength as his dad about the coffee. So he just plays it up the distraught boyfriend angle like "I- I don't know I can trust you/how can I believe you/I don't know if I can do this anymore/etc" figuring Tim would just come back to the shop at a later time and they could work out a better meeting point/time.

Tim goes full unhinged stalker-mode... but on himself. Like. Stands up to grab Danny by the shoulders with a manic look in his eye and just. "I'll prove it. I'll give you a link to all of the trackers I have planted on my person, I'll give you access to my apartment cams, I'll wear a bodycam everywhere I go, I'll hire someone to build an AI to go through the footage and separate out any instances o unfaithfulness for you to peruse at your leisure - or, no, I'll give you the money to hire someone to do that so that you know I didn't order them to make it not work, I'll-"

That's about as far as he gets before Dick frantically slaps a hand over his mouth, absolutely horrified, and confesses that they thought Danny was trying to sell Tim drugs.

Is it embarrassing? Yes.

Will Danny and Tim both probably be insulted and pissed about the assumption? Yes.

But he does not want to know what else Tim was going to offer. He's half-sure he was about to out them all by offering to bug the batcave - assuming he hadn't outed them to this guy already.

Because, yikes, was that an obsessive attachment or what.

Leaving out the previous access to cams, Dick explains the whole brother + alley + unknown hooded figure = drug deal.

Jason throws him under the bus via "Actually, I figured you guys were friends or something. I was just joking about the drug deal thing. Apparently Dick thinks you have drug dealer vibes."

Eventually all of the tears peter out and Tim & Danny "make up."

Dick tries to invite them to Batburger to "make up for the unfortunate meeting and get to know you better!" but Danny is like "nah, I got *plans here*" and dips after saying he'll see Tim tomorrow.

Tim is very grateful it's only for a day, but his coffee has once more slipped away from his grasp. He's Big Mad at Dick and Jason about it, so he stomps off.

Dick and Jason? Very glad Tim isn't doing drugs.

But Very Concerned about just how far he was willing to go to get his boyfriend to not leave him.

Like.

Calling Alfred while following him home from a not-good-enough-for-him-not-to-notice distance and asking him to get the others there for an intervention about setting healthy boundaries in relationships.

And also to talk about the fact the Tim has a boyfriend and never told them???

Except Tim goes to his apartment instead of the manor. And doesn't let them in.

And bars the windows with Traps (TM).

He's big mad.

Dick tries to call & apologize but Tim is just. "I almost lost him because of you. You wanna talk to me again it'll be after I see him again and not before."

Which is really helping with the boyfriend assumption but is purely incidental from Tim's perspective as he's too lacking in caffeine to remember at the moment. this is just him being a coffee fiend.

Next time he visits the shop he's sure to give Danny a camera-free and well out-of-sight from almost all angles place to meet. He gets more coffee.

He goes back to the manor, mercifully full of coffee and practically cheery.

Dick, watching him arrive practically glowing with happiness: ...so how's Danny?

Tim, brightly: Great! He's the best!

It's only when the whole family emerges to drag him into the sitting room for questioning that he remembers the whole "boyfriend" thing.

He hasn't blown his cover yet, but oh boy. Time to Make Things Up.

They become friends. They hang out at Danny's to play video games and also make coffee without worrying about back alley deals. Tim is absolutely fascinated by the technological monstrosities that are Danny's phone and computer, which by all accounts should not work.

Tim, taking a sip of the sweet nectar of life: Sigh. "That hits the spot."

As Tim reaches for his wallet, Danny stops him.

Looking away and blushing in embarrassment, Danny finally voices what's been weighing on him all morning.

"Could you... actually pay me another way?"

Tim sighs in resignation. "I knew this was going to happen eventually."

He starts taking off his jacket.

Still refusing to make eye contact, Danny continues, "Yeah, I know it's not going to make much sense if I explain it here, but if you just follow me to the break room, I'll be able to—"

Danny finally glances over.

"...WHY ARE YOU STRIPPING?!"

Tim pauses, halfway through unbuckling his belt.

"Wait... you weren't—"

"NO!!"

The two stare at each other in complete silence.

Tim slowly re-buckles his belt.

"...Well. This is awkward."

Danny pinches the bridge of his nose and takes a deep breath.

"You know what? Put your clothes back on and follow me to the break room."

After Tim finishes getting dressed—while Danny politely faces the wall—they head through the coffee shop and down the hall to the employee break room.

The moment Tim steps inside, he's greeted by absolute chaos.

A gaggle of toddlers are enthusiastically brawling with each other while another toddler sits calmly beside a baby carrier, seemingly used to the madness.

Tim slowly turns to Danny.

"...Sooo... are you going to explain?"

Danny lets out another weary sigh.

"So... you know how Superboy is a clone of Superman and Lex Luthor?"

Tim nods.

"Well... it's basically the same thing for me."

"...Except with a ghost hero."

Tim frowns.

"Ghost hero... like Deadman from Justice League Dark?"

Danny slowly shakes his head.

"Whisper from Young Justice?"

"...You know I'm from Amity Park."

Danny waits.

Tim's eyes gradually widen.

"Amity Park... ghost hero... Phantom..."

A beat passes.

"...Inviso-Bill Phantom from Amity Park?!"

Danny visibly winces at the nickname but nods anyway.

Tim gestures toward the tiny children currently attempting to WWE each other.

"...How?"

Danny answers as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

"My godfather found the cloning blueprints in Lex Luthor's bedroom."

Tim stares.

"...What?"

"Don't ask."

(After Danny finishes explaining the situation using as many half-truths as possible...)

Tim is now sitting on the floor with two toddlers on his lap. One is happily playing with his fingers while the other is determined to shove its tiny hand into his mouth.

"So," Tim says slowly, "the clones who were artificially aged up during the cloning process were accidentally de-aged by your grandfather... because of his time-manipulation powers?"

Danny, also sitting on the floor, nods as one toddler pulls his hair, another puts stickers on his face, and another tries to eat him while holding baby Dani.

Cap’s villains DEFINITELY notice. I’m talking Stanley Printwhistle(Ibac) pulling Billy aside and asking if hes been kidnapped or being held at figurative gunpoint to not transform. Billy has to explain what happened and Stan looks just about ready to say his magic word.

Sivana breaks into his apartment and demands an explanation as to what the hell is going on in their city. They have a pleasant and similar conversation before the League member who was tailing Billy for the night quickly gets in to fight the attacker. Said Leaguer is very surprised to find Billy conversing with his arch nemesis and finding it rude that THEY came in without his permission. Both Billy and Sivana decide to NOT tell them about the other times this has happened. They won’t get the nuance of the latter breaking in to try and fail to.. ya know…*cutting motion across neck*.

Adam is his own warning. He’s both very confused and very amused. Though he does find it annoying that the kid won’t fight back.

Chain Lightning is exasperated and tells Billy as much when she also breaks into his apartment one night. She’s very adamant that she can beat up every member of the JL to protest the obvious ageism going around. Billy politely declines.

The problem now is that the JL have caught on to the fact that all of Captain Marvel’s villains know who he is. It’s both very alarming and very not fair(because how come he’s cool with THEM knowing??)

Later that day, the same task force member who was fist-fighting Bruce Wayne is now holding his own against Batman.

And in a moment of frustration, he yells out the words, "God damnit! First that charade's billionaire and now this! When I first applied to the job, I didn't know I'd have to fight a dirty-ass SUNDUCKER!!"

Batman: ...

JL: ...

Suicide Squad: ...

Oracle over the comms: ...

Task force member #2 to the other task force members: "...When he said that'll he would get real racist to repeat offenders during training. I didn't think this was what he meant."

Task force member #4: "Yeah, he's like the most nicest guy I know."

Task force member #3, taking a sip from his water bottle: "Well, you clearly never sparred with the guy."

"How dare you stop fighting me, you cryptic daddy issues wanna be motherfu-"

Red Hood, shouting from the side: "Hey, wait! You can't insult him unless you're a Gothamite."

Without hesitation, the task force member slapped the Gotham Knight's emblem to his chest with his birth certificate attached to it, showing that he was born in a Gotham hospital, with another form attached to it showing that he renewed his Gothamite passport yesterday evening. (Author's Note: he does not care 🤣)

Danny Fenton to the task force captain: "Should we stop him?"