GOD DOESN'T LIMP

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

There was really no winning that one

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing