totally not like a thousand years old or anything haha

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

HOLY SHIT I JUST WATCHED TADC AND OMGGGGG

caine was always my favourite character btw. just uhm saying

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

its not nice to call someone light yagami

listening and learning

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official boob post

awesome. we have a beetle problem

I hope all women get hairier and all country clubs explode. Take my hand I can show you a more beautiful world

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment

i am not going to lie i quite enjoy talking to myself out loud like a weirdo

i am not going to lie i quite enjoy talking to myself out loud like a weirdo