Speak to the Hag

her mind… unparalleled

Microsoft bought Bethesda for $7.5b while Disney bought Lucasfilm and Marvel for $4b each, which means Todd Howard’s beautiful, glistening, unvarnished ass is officially worth almost as much as Star Wars and the MCU combined

is it too early or can we start screaming now

There’s actually a fair deal of overlap between cultural decades.  So not only is it acceptable to start screaming now, we can keep screaming up to the mid 30′s.

I remember when this post was funny

Right paw lets stomp Left paw lets stomp HOWL! (AWOOOOO) Everybody wag your tails!

i guess they seem cool in spy films and all but honestly wouldn't having a cyanide pill in your tooth be really impractical? like what if you accidentally bite it while you're eating or something

we kiss our customers on the mouth with tongue

What kind of bird is this

The kind with several other birds inside it.

a mother! how wonderful