Beware, for I am fearless and therefore powerful

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

I need it to be understood that when I say I love The Phantom Of The Opera, I don't mean it a "Dark Romance, I wish I was Christine" sort of way but in a "I too feel like a ugly, celler-dwelling ghoul who is unworthy of love" way.

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

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let's stay out of the fandom tags with papa

let's learn to block people with mama

“ooohhhh this teenage girl character is so annoyinggg because she didn’t react to extreme stress in a way that was reasonable or what i consider to be normal oooooooohh” well i’m launching the missile

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.