Beware, for I am fearless and therefore powerful

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

we honestly need to bring back Just Sitting There listening to music. i have so much fun Just Sitting There listening to music even sometimes reading the lyrics. i love it

SUPER TOP SECRET WORK HACK!!! If you explicitly tell people, "You are an adult and a professional, I trust you to do your job; just keep me in the loop and let me know if there are questions," then thank and/or praise them when they accomplish your mutual goals? they will keep doing things for and with you. Sometimes they will even side with you over other people in the organization, because you've taken the time to establish that baseline respect and trust! hashtag winning or whatever

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team