Beware, for I am fearless and therefore powerful

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Guinevere can gaslight gatekeep girlboss her way out of nearly any situation. The knights are just there so she has something to look at.

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

Cannot express how disinterested I am in seeing traumatized characters "reconcile" with their canonically shitty parental figures.

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.