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you characterize that man as a strict domtop because you think he’s domineering and suave. i characterize that man as a strict domtop because i think he’s repressed and weird about penetration. we are not on the same team

at home brain surgery. diy brain surgery. brain surgery tools. brain surgery tools cost. x-acto knife on sale. how hard is skull? cheap drill. cheaper drill. secondhand drill. what do brain surgeons use to sanitize? alcohol based chlorhexidine gluconate. alcohol based chlorhexidine gluconate coupon. brain surgery how much blood? gauze value pack. mirror cleaner spray.

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

I’m not even horny I’m just jerking off for the serotonin at this point

i need to suck it up (read: repress my Catholic guilt and fears and superstition) and play Demon the Fallen.

Being an insane sex pervert is fun until it hits that what turns me on is actually what turns me on and I am like fucked in the head for real

you know that thing would fuck you if you died

shoutout to ftms who lovee talking about their bottom growth. "i'm so hard right now" "i need my dick sucked" "my cock is so sensitive" like yes please keep telling me about your new dick and all the sensations that come with it

*my stomach starts to swell, hips and thighs become wider, breasts start growing rounder larger, filled with thick viscous milk* Fuck oh fuck, I've accidentally walked into The Backwombs™! *looks directly at the camera with a canned shocked expression then smirks and raises one eyebrow*

wheres that one drawing thats like "ehhhh?! i'm a fujoshi but i got reincarnated as the captain of an all boys sports team but i really dont like exercise!" i need that image for science