my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

this post is like five posts per post

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show