why does everybody hate me [remembers my behaviour and personality] why dont they hate me more

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

when im in a shit from ass updates competition but discord shows up

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

wow! I'm hungry.. hmm.. what should I eat? *does nothing and goes nowhere in life*

i am not well understood. which is also my fault

i dont let them research me

There is literally nothing more powerful on this planet than taking a 15 minute walk twice every day.

If you have ADHD like me, walk 15 minutes twice a day like your life depends on it.

should we not be on our phones during 15 minute walk, boss?

That phone is better off dead than in your hands.

But... but it's cold...

Jacket

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now