"You deserve as much as I do to be your own person"

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[ID: Side by side screenshots from Star Trek: Picard and Lower Decks of background scenery which shows signs advertising Quarks bars in different locations. There's the handshake emoji in the middle of the screenshots and underneath it says, "Quark is thriving!" with 'thriving' in all caps. End ID]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

test post

What are you testing again

I was testing that my tumblr is working, which it clearly is at this point so we can all relax :)

Sounds like a good idea.

@madgrad you sure it works tho? Wanna do another test post just in case

you know what I’m so fine WE CAN STOP NOW

any time. any day now. it’s really okay guys

No, its ok. We really just have a long-running test going on. No need to stop.

Ill miss you madgrad

keep reblogging this for madgrad

I wish I'd had the chance to meet madgrad

Hi I’m still here

WAIT THIS IS YOU?

Now that Madgrad is back, I do think we should get this post to 4000 as a celebration :)

Ur so right

@thismetallicbird can you maybe do a new test post please

if I did my notifications would solely be about it