i live in the trees and speak for the mushrooms i will bite you

Normal things

I will be running for president of the world on a platform of universal mpreg, fpreg & xpreg for everyone who wants it. As well as unrestricted mbortion, fbortion & xbortion access.

Anypreg. Anybortion. Anytime

I will make if so you can get a hysterectomy/vasectomy at the mall. As part of my mall revival project.

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

The fetch quest need is so relatable

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

All is right in the world

Tru beber

Super soothing

This is exactly why wolves are my favorite animals

Best use of worldbuilding

I need him crying and sweaty and sopping wet and bloody. right now

and bouncing on it

slobbering and gagging on it too

yes yay yippee

yay I love these

*sensible chuckle*

🙂

Finally someone understands

just joined a polycule. hm?? what?? romance??? no what thats gross. no im their dog. yeah they keep me on a leash and i bark and bite and spit at people who are mean to them and they give me treats in return. yeah. yeah no yeah there is a sexual aspect to it yeah. yeah we're friends and i'm their dog and we make out about it. have you ever been in a polycule before??? jeez. get that romance bullshit out of here

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER