…whatever

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as