#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosimo Galluzzi
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todays bird
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Claire Keane
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Jules of Nature
NASA
One Nice Bug Per Day
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Love Begins
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hello vonnie
Kiana Khansmith
Three Goblin Art
we're not kids anymore.
AnasAbdin
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@delphicodyssey
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.
the clothes chair is a natural environmental phenomenon tending to occur in the average bedroom after three weeks of trying to stay tidy and organized. the clothes chair may start its lifecycle as a simple jacket over the back, growing to a few humbly folded articles stacked on the seat, but it will rapidly increase in size if left unattended. one can absolutely count on it being left unattended. this is the nature of the clothes chair
“with the blood of a scoundrel and a princess in his veins, his defiance will shake the stars.”
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yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking
finally got an apple that shows this effect well
OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU
1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.
Can you swap their heads ?
omg you can
Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts
i like the implication that tumblr user @/asmeesh is from the 1200s
"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string
reblogs are back on for october! limited edition
help why is he so fun to draw
(photo refs below the cut!)
Adam Driver says he worked with Stephen Soderbergh (Logan Lucky) on a pitch for The Hunt For Ben Solo, "one of the coolest (expletive) scripts I had ever been a part of."
From @sleemo 's post on bluesky:
In an interview with The Associated Press, Adam Driver says he developed a Kylo Ren “Star Wars” movie that would have been directed by Steve
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minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)
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sometimes reading fanfic is like enjoying a gourmet tasting menu from a team of expert chefs who all have different styles and approaches to a favorite cuisine
and sometimes reading fanfic is like standing in front of the open fridge at three in the morning shoving handfuls of shredded cheese into your mouth
“Cats don’t actually love you”
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
Clarkisms
This movie is laced with crack cocaine and that is the only explanation for the pure ECSTASY that washes over me every time I see this dork on screen.
never let this gif die pls
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"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High
I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together
Examples:
- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff
- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible
- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names
- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change
- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman
The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing
