h.w.

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

the clothes chair is a natural environmental phenomenon tending to occur in the average bedroom after three weeks of trying to stay tidy and organized. the clothes chair may start its lifecycle as a simple jacket over the back, growing to a few humbly folded articles stacked on the seat, but it will rapidly increase in size if left unattended. one can absolutely count on it being left unattended. this is the nature of the clothes chair

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

Can you swap their heads ?

i like the implication that tumblr user @/asmeesh is from the 1200s

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

This movie is laced with crack cocaine and that is the only explanation for the pure ECSTASY that washes over me every time I see this dork on screen.