Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

happy Pride Eve!

Happy Pride Eve!

Sometimes you just gotta carve their name in a candle, roll the candle through some special seasoning, and let the spirits and the powers that be handle the rest.

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post