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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

just like cop shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have caught the serial puppy killer by now if only police had even more money and power, doctor shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have solved every problem with this patient's body by now if only patients weren't so pigheaded and lazy and entitled and dishonest

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

hi my name is tumblr user and i have to invent a new english phrase every single day or they take the shot um and today's was smarls smeegly and i am noticing that you're not using it and i a,m getting kindof scared

happy pride month from sápmi again!

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth